【Sue's Corner】苏姐语录第二波（更新至S2EP08）

第一季的苏姐完整语录在这里 http://www.douban.com/group/topic/11348477/ 别的废话也不多说了，大家乐过了还是记得背单词"(*^__^*)" Season 2 Here We Go！！ EP01 1. Cut my budget ? You can't cut my budget without written consent from the President of the Federal Reserve! It's in my contract!! 2. First of all, a female football coach, like a male nurse -- sin against nature. Number two, I'm sure you're used to Hillbilly(乡巴佬) parents yelping(吠叫) adulation(谄媚) at you as they attempt to impregnate(注入) the tailpipes(排气管) of various off-road vehicles. But you're in my house now, Beiste. No one comes into my house and steals from me. 3. Shut up !!!!!! ("Telephone" Scene) 4. Beiste is on the move. Operation Mean Girl is a go. 5. (To Beiste) These seats are currently being occupied by my ghost friends...Hideous, lonely faculty members who met with an early death from good old fashioned schoolyard bullying. And you know why? They tried to cross me. So why don't you just keep on walking? 6. (To Quinn) I trusted you,and you let me down. I don't want you anywhere near my squad. You'll deafen them with the sound of your stretch marks rubbing together. 7. My eyes are still burning. (Finn's audtion for the cheerios scene) 8. (To Santana) and Boobs McGee? You're demoted(降级) to the bottom of the pyramid, so when it collapses, your exploding sandbags will protect the squad from injury. Now take your juicy, vine ripened chest fruit and get the hell out of my office. 9. (To Will &Beiste) Are you turning on me in public? The two of you are making a very serious mistake today, the likes of which have not been seen since the Mexican Indians sold Manhattan to George Washington for an upskirt(能看到裙底的) photo of Betsy Ross (美国第一面国旗的裁制造者). EP02 I'm gonna sue the pants off you, Will. I'm gonna take your house, your car, your extensive collection of vests. I mean, seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of Blossom. EP05 1. You know, Halloween is fast approaching, the day when parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls, and little girls to dress like whores, and go door-to-door, browbeating(吓唬) hardworking Americans into giving them free food. Well you know what, western Ohio? We've lost the true meaning of Halloween. Fear! Halloween is that magical day of the year when a child is told their grandmother's a demon who's been feeding them rat casserole(砂锅) with a crunchy garnish(装饰) of their own scabs(疥癣). Children must know fear. Without it, they won't know how to behave. They'll try frenching grizzly bears(灰熊) or consider living in Florida. So, moms, skip trick-or-treating this year, and instead, sit your little toddler down and explain that daddy's a hungry zombie, and before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork(干草叉), he whispered to Mommy that you looked delicious. And that's how Sue sees it. 2. This play has incredible pacing problems. （P.S. 排练的这段LZ笑傻了都） 3. So I went undercover to expose what your tax dollars are funding in our public schools in the name of the arts. Now, I'm all about personal freedom. I've publicly voiced my support for that lady who wants to marry her own sores. But just because you're free to say whatever you want, doesn't always mean you should. Artists are free to push boundaries to make art. But when pushing boundaries is their only aim, the result is usually bad art. There's a time and a place for everything, and squeamishness(吹毛求疵) about what we want our children exposed to is not the same as bigotry(顽固). Freedom-loving adults are free to have an open,lively debate about what we want our society to be. But let's not make our children fight the culture war for us. They deserve a little bit better than that. And that's... how Sue sees it. EP06 Take a good look, William. Because Sue Sylvester's got two things to show you. To my left, I have one confetti cannon. To my right, you'll find another confetti cannon. You know what that means? (Will: No, Sue.) We got Beiste fired. And my full budget is restored. EP07 1. Will: I-I-I thought we were friends. Sue: That got boring. 2. Nutrition is abysmal(糟透了的) at this school. You know what this is? (Mercedes: Toilet brush.) It's broccoli. When I showed this to Brittany earlier, she began to whimper, thinking I had cut down a small tree where a family of gummy bears lived. I am declaring a war on junk food. 3. (To Will) Aw, shut your gash(伤口), Nancy. And as a condition of my not pressing charges, your Glee Club will return my LeCar to mintcondition(崭新). I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of "Men Seeking Men With Butt-Chins." EP08 1. Kurt: You know, when you call me lady, that's bullying. And it's really hurtful. Sue: I'm sorry. I thought that was your name. As an apology, I'll allow you to choose from the following nicknames - Gelfling, Porcelain, and Tickle-Me-Doughface. Kurt: I guess I'll go with Porcelain (瓷娃娃). 2. Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to join Sue Sylvester and Sue Sylvester in holy matrimony. Sue, do you take Sue to be your lawfully wedded spouse? I do. And Sue, do you take Sue to be your lawfully wedded spouse? I do. By the power vested in me by a Website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself. P.S. lz看到这段的时候有点难过呢