bones 第一季语录

1x01 - Pilot Brennan: If you drive one more block, I’m screaming kidnap out the window. Booth: (stops walking) What’s it going to take? Brennan: (stops walking and turns) Full participation in the case. Booth: Fine. Brennan: Not just lab work…everything. Booth: What do you want me to do? Spit in my hand? We’re Scully and Mulder. Brennan: I don’t know what that means. Booth: It’s an olive branch. Just…get back in the car. Booth: He’s got no sense of discretion. That kid. Typical squint. Brennan: I don’t know what that means. Booth: Well when the cops get stuck we bring in people like you. You know squints. You know to squint at things. Brennan: Oh you mean people with very high IQs and basic reasoning skills. Brennan: Don’t call me Bones. Booth: I know we talked about you coming out in the field… Brennan: Oh, you rat bastard. Brennan: Blackmail you. Booth: Blackmail a Federal Agent? Brennan: Yes. Booth: I don’t like it. Brennan: I’m fairly certain you’re not supposed to. Brennan: No. I’m not a heart person you’re a heart person. I’m a brain person. You vouched for me. Brennan: You wanna check him out? We can. I don’t know what do you call it? Roost him? Booth: Roust. Brennan: Roust. Well the murderer snatched the Bronze Star from Cleo’s neck so… Booth: I’ve got twelve hours before this case is over and I’m off it so let’s go roust. C’mon. Booth: You expect me to declare war on a United States Senator based on your little holographic crystal ball? Brennan: It’s not magic. It’s a logical recreation of events based on evidence. Booth: No more valid then my gut. Booth: Yeah, in the future maybe I should do the shooting. Brennan: Why? I’m a good shot. Brennan: (laughs) Please you don’t think there is some kind of …cosmic balance sheet? (Booth looks down and she stops smiling) Brennan: I’d like to help you with that. 1x02 - The Man in the SUV Angela: Brennan I know this great club they play trip hop and trance. Brennan: I don’t know what that means. Angela: It doesn’t matter. We’ll grab Booth. Brennan: No. Angela: I think he likes you. God if I were you I’d buy a ticket on that ride. Booth: Tessa’s an attorney. Tessa: mmm, corporate, keeping the fat cats fat. Brennan: I was just studying a cranial fissure on a corporate attorney last week. Of course he was dead so… Tessa: Interesting. Brennan: Thanks. Brennan: Look, I’m happy for you. Relationships have anthropological meaning. No society can survive if sexual bonds aren’t formed bet… Booth: What the hell are you talking about? Booth: It’s not Bureau policy to target or profile any ethnic group. It wasn’t our intention. I can understand why you may feel offended. Brennan: I can’t. Booth: Bones! Brennan: So you think you know woman just because you live with some sexy lawyer? Unbelievable. Brennan: Who do you ask? Booth: For what? Brennan: For the strength and the wisdom? Booth: God. Brennan: And that works? Booth: Can we talk about something else? Brennan: Sure. Tessa? Booth: Tessa!? No. Why do you want to talk about Tessa? Brennan: What? Why? Why not? I’m sorry. We won’t talk about Tessa. Booth: I prefer if we would just stay on point and talk about things that you like to talk about like dead people. Dead bodies? Brennan: Sure, sure. You’ve killed a lot of people, right? When you were a sniper? Booth: Maybe we shouldn’t talk at all. Booth: You know I need subtitles walking in here. Brennan: What if you and Tessa were going to break up and you didn’t want to? Booth: Interesting Bones. Brennan: Well I’m positing a scenario. Tessa wants to break up and you don’t want to so she poisons you. Booth: No, no, no. Brennan: And then just to make sure she blows you up with a bomb. Booth: Why would Tessa do that? Brennan: Exactly. Thank you. Booth: Alright, Listen Bones, we’re heading into a very unknown situation. I think it’s best if you just stay in the car. (she gives him a dirty look) Okay, then. You know, if you have to come in with me you just stay behind me. (still giving him a bad look) Fine, just be careful, Alright. 1x03 - The Boy in the Tree Booth: We’ve got a dead body in a prep school out in the sticks. Brennan: Good morning to you too. (Zach leans forward towards Booth to talk to him.) Zach: Successful with woman, right? I mean they like you? Booth: Okay, look it's a very prestigious prep school with a lot of rich kids. Brennan: I thought that it was good to start with a Good Morning. Booth: Dr. Temperance Brennan and her assistant Jack, uh, something. Booth: You want to increase the perimeter here? Gentleman, give my forensic anthropologist some room. Brennan: Your forensic anthropologist? Booth: Ah, You can fill me in later. Brennan: No, but the interesting thing is that it’s… Booth: That is correct. Brennan: What? Booth: That is interesting. Brennan: Are you drunk or something? Sid: Hey, I’ll say this…she’s tall. Booth: Dr. Temperance Brennan, meet Sid, the owner. Sid: Hey, the bone lady Booth: We need to see all the sex tapes that you’ve confiscated. Headmaster: Absolutely not. Booth: Well I will just get a warrant and in the application for a warrant I’ll include your admission that you allow your students to swap homemade sex tapes. Sanders: The headmaster is not refusing to provide you with the tapes. Brennan: Absolutely not sounds like a refusal Booth: Or you take my advice. If you don’t answer my questions, I’ll take you down to FBI headquarters in hand cuffs. Brennan: He’ll do it. He doesn’t like you. (Booth shakes his head no.) Brennan: You’re the least objective person I have ever met. Booth: Thank you. Brennan: It’s not a compliment. Booth: Very impressive Temperance. You got that one right. 1x04 - The Man in the Bear Brennan: Residual cross section striae. Booth: Hmm. Just because you say it in that definitive tone doesn’t mean it means anything to me. Brennan: Are you suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip? Booth: You know you’re a smart ass. You know that? Brennan: Objectively I’d say I’m very smart although it has nothing to do with my ass. Booth: You know I tell you what. You can take me out to dinner. Hmm? Put me on your tab. Brennan: That doesn’t seem ethical. Booth: You still want that gun now don’t ya, Hmm? Brennan: We’ll start with breakfast. Brennan: Very nice. I have a beautiful view of the mountains from the terrace. Booth: You have a terrace? Brennan: Yeah. Booth: I’m sharing a bathroom. Brennan: I’ve never been offered human flesh before. Booth: But what if you had? Brennan: It’s an interesting question. I would have to measure my own social inculcation against scientific inquiry. Booth: Okay that’s sick. Angela: So did you catch the guy? Brennan: No, Booth lost him in the woods. Booth: Whoa, wait a second. I didn’t loose him. Brennan: Well you didn’t catch him. Booth: Professional pride, tell her, please tell her that. Brennan: Booth wants you to know that he lost the guy because his flashlight died. Brennan: Everybody is pumping me. Booth: I’m sorry? Brennan: For information on the case. Booth: Bones they are only pretending to be interested in the case. Brennan: Why? Booth: They’re hitting on you. Brennan: Are you sure? Booth: Yes, I’m sure. You’re the hottest thing this town has seen in a long time. Sheriff: We see this kind of thing all the time. Kids come up here, get baked, do their own version of the Blair Witch Project. Brennan: I don’t know what that means? Booth: It’s a horror movie, Bones. Didn’t make any sense. Sheriff: It was scary though with the bloody handprints. Brennan: Moments like this are why I need a gun. (Booth sighs and takes a gun out of his pant leg.) Booth: That is for self defense so you don’t just go blasting away in there. Brennan: What if I have to shoot? What part of his body should I hit? Booth: The part that isn’t me. Brennan: Yes, but is it nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh or was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh or did he just lick his fingers after surgery? Booth: I should just become a vegetarian. Brennan: Or as an alternative just don’t eat people. You know I’m going come back up here this winter. Charlie says the skiing is great. Booth: Oh, it’s Charlie? Brennan: Yeah the overnight guy. Booth: (laughs) Yeah I know who he is. Brennan: I bet he’s a great skier. His hips and thighs are perfectly developed for strength and maneuverability. Booth: (drops his fork) That’s it I’m done. 1x05 - A Boy in a Bush Booth: I have a question regarding the role of the FBI in your book. Who do you based brilliant and insightful Special Agent Andy Lister on? Booth: Work on cases. You know, with me outside the lab. If you want to do that, I need to know that you will respect the law. Brennan: Tell you what. If I can’t respect the law, I can at least respect you. Brennan: Do you remember me, Sean? Sean: Museum Lady, the one who’s so smart. Brennan: Yeah, I’m pretty smart. JP: And very modest. Booth: Oh believe me she is being modest. Brennan: I have a friend at the FBI if I ask him to, he will make sure that you and David get to live with Margaret again. Child Advocate: Dr. Brennan, you can’t make promises like that. Brennan: Yes, I can. He will do it. My friend will make it happen. Booth: I’m going to need your help to keep the promises she made to that boy. JP: Hey, I…I…I can’t promise… Booth: Mrs. Johnston, my people and your people are going to have to make this happen. Brennan: By the way, there is a huge ding in my passenger side door because you told me not to park it at an angle. Booth: (laughs) Brennan: Okay that’s just mean! Booth: (laughs harder.) Brennan: You’re mean. Booth: Sorry. Booth: You look nice. Better then nice you look uh, very… (is speechless) Brennan: Thanks. Brennan: Booth, I knew you would back me up. I knew you wouldn’t make me a liar. Booth: Hmm. How’d you know? Brennan: Because you want to go to Heaven. Booth: But you don’t believe in Heaven. Brennan: But you do. 1x06 - The Man in the Wall Booth: You’re hung over. Doesn't this make your head explode? Brennan: I grabbed a couple hours of sleep on my couch and showered in the lab's decontamination room. Booth: Ooh, You really know how to live Brennan: Angela said rap artists sometimes kill each other over the music: Jam Master Jay, Tupac, Biggie. Booth: Do you even know who you're talking about? Brennan: Yeah, I've done my Googling. Rulz: What’s the FBI recruitin from America’s top model now? Brennan: I’m a forensic anthropologist with the Jeffersonian. Booth: She works for the FBI. Booth: Why exactly are we talking about this? Brennan: Because you’re tense. Booth: Because we’re talking. Brennan: Yet much of the iconic quality of the urban music lies in the perceived or actual rivalry between the principal artists. Hall: Where did you find her? Booth: Museum. Brennan: Toody has traveled the world finding dead bodies. Booth: Does Toody always drool like that? Booth: I’ll tell you what; I’ll make you a better deal. You tell us what we need to know and I’ll have those charges laid against you. Hmm, put you in the Remand center. Rulz: For how long? Booth: Well that depends on what you tell us. Brennan: Wait! Wait, you’re negotiating to put this guy in jail? Booth: I’ll sweeten the pot and charge you with Mount’s death too but you hire ah, one of those moron lawyers and you ah, be thrown in lockup for what, maybe a month? Rulz: (smiling) Sweet Brennan: Where am I in backwards world? Rulz: Mount was gonna jump. Brennan: You mean commit suicide? Rulz: Where did you find her? Booth: Museum. Booth: You know what? I’m going to spread the pain. Alright, that’s my new motto. (Booth turns and leaves. Bones chases behind him.) Brennan: Wait, I can help spread pain. Wait. Booth: Arrest him for what? Brennan: Uttering threats or smelling bad or anything. Booth: Yeah, you know, you go with someone, you joke about not going back to your real life, the two of you laugh but when you’re alone the world is full of possibilities. Brennan: (Smiles) See you next week. 1x07 - A Man on Death Row Booth: Reason for wanting a gun? Brennan: To shoot people. Booth: Never the less, name of the arresting officer? Brennan: You. Brennan: Tell them that I shot a murderer who was going to light me on fire. Booth: Which is why you weren’t convicted but you did shoot an unarmed man. I… I can’t ignore that. I swore an oath to protect society from people who shoot people. Brennan: It was only his leg and he’s in jail for the rest of his life. How much is he going to use it anyway? Booth: Ah, come on. You know what Bones? You’re a professor; you’re not an FBI agent. Okay? Use your mutant powers, just talk people to death. Booth: Hey Bones, what are you doing this weekend? Brennan: I have plans. Booth: Come on, I’m serious. Amy: So, you seeing each other? Brennan: Who? Amy: You and Booth. Brennan: No. (laughs a little) No, we’re …we’re working together. Amy: Cause I’m picking up a bit of a sex vibe. Cullen: She can’t have a gun. Booth: No gun, absolutely not. No gun, thank you sir. Brennan: Well, are you going to help? Booth: Well I would but this is a 1200 dollar suit. Brennan: Are you kidding me? I haven’t slept in forty eight hours and you’re worried about your suit. Get over here. Brennan: Are you going to arrest me for assault? Booth: From what I saw purely self defense. Brennan: Maybe I shouldn’t carry a gun after all. Booth: Hell you can have mine. 1x08 - The Girl in the Fridge Booth: Okay. Call me later. Bones: I'm not working tonight. I have a dinner. Booth: What? Wow. I just assumed that the two of you would be eating off an autopsy table. Bones: Not tonight. Booth: I was being...Tomorrow's fine. Call me tomorrow. Booth: Well, the fridge we found Maggie in is a match with the marks on the Costellos' floor. Bones: They're sadomasochistic fetishists. Booth: Yeah. Turned the basement into a "fun room". Bones: Seeking sexual gratification through the manipulation of power. Probably the oldest of fetishes, master-slave. It's all about dominance. Booth: Well, this sort of thing only comes up when the bloom goes off the rose if you know what I mean. Bones: I don't know what you mean. Booth: You know, when the regular stuff, when it gets old you need to spice it up, it's over. When the sex is good, you don't need any help. Bones: That's for sure. Booth: I'm sorry? Bones: I was agreeing. Booth: Yeah, well, don't, okay? It kind of freaks me out. Bones: I was just saying that I, myself, feel no inclination toward either pain or dominance when it comes to sex. Booth: Are you sure? Bones: Yeah, I'm sure. Booth: You can be very bossy. Booth: You trained her well, doc. Michael: She's brilliant. A little cocky, though. Booth: Yeah, tell me about it. Pretty good partner, though. What you see is what you get. It's a rare quality. That's just between us, eh? Michael: Tempe, Tempe. Tempe, I'm sorry. What can I do? Booth: Bones... Costellos are trying to cop a plea to a charge that won't mean the death penalty. They know they're going down. Bones: You had no right. There are things that are private. Booth: Yeah, maybe you're right. But you know what? This was my case, too. All right? So, nothing personal? Booth: Hey, Bones. Bones: What is it? I'm not feeling very forgiving. Booth: Yeah, I know. But we have a case. Bones: Victim is an adult male, 35 to 40 years old. From the pattern of the burning I'd say an accelerant was used. Could you hand me my bag? Booth: Yeah. Sure. Hey, listen, you want my coat or something? It's cold up here. Bones: If I did, I'd ask for it. Booth: Yeah. Sorry. And, um...I'm sorry. Bones: You had something to accomplish you found a logical way of getting what you needed. I probably would have done the same thing. 1x09 - The Man in the Fallout Shelter Booth: What are you, like, the Christmas killer? Bones: It's the truth. Booth: Well, it sounds like the truth cause it's so rational, right, but, you know, the true truth is that you just...you hate Christmas, so you just spout out all these facts and you ruin it for everyone else. Bones: I ruin the true truth with facts? Booth: Yeah, and you ruin it for the squint squad, too, by making them work on a case about a guy who's been sealed up in a fallout shelter for 50 years. Bones: Okay, how would you like me to spend my Christmas? Booth: Christmas is the perfect time to reexamine your standing with, you know... Bones: A helicopter pilot? Booth: Oh, right, right. You can't measure the man upstairs in a beaker, so he can't possibly exist. Bones: "The man upstairs?" Booth: Mmm. You know, you don't know if you're sick, but you're more than willing to take drugs just in case. Seems to me you could give the man upstairs the same benefit of the doubt that you do an invisible fungus. Bones: Hey. I'm sorry you didn't get Christmas morning with your little boy. Booth: Thanks. Bones: Ivy Gillespie came to the lab after you left with her granddaughter.Don't you want to know what happened? Booth: I know what happened. You told her about Careful Lionel. You showed her the letters, the tickets. She cried, but you made her happy. Bones: Not to mention I gave her a penny worth over a hundred thousand dollars. Booth: She won't care about that today. You just gave somebody the best Christmas gift they could ever get. Who's the secret Santa now? Bones: Stop. Booth: And that weirdo assistant of yours just made me the coolest dad in the world. 1x10 - The Woman in the Airport Bones: This car doesn't feel very FBI. Booth: Bones, this is a 1966 Mustang. It's a classic. What goes better than that with the FBI? Bones: How come on the rental agreement under "Model" did the guy write "sedan"? Booth: Bah, we're in California! Look, palm trees! Bones: You know, I'd like to drive sometime. Booth: Look, our contact out here is Special Agent Trisha Finn. Bones: I'm an excellent driver. Booth: OK, Rain Man. Bones: Don't know what that means. Booth: I'm always going to drive. You know that, right? Me behind the wheel, you over there, on the grand Mustang. Bones: I'm not above telling Deputy Director Colin what kind of car you rented. Booth: One more thing. I had the Bureau search for adolescent girls that were injured in car crashes in the upper northeast, 10-12 years ago. Daughter's right leg was crushed. Bones: Allison. Her name was Allison Holmes. Booth: Her father and her brother are still alive. Somewhere in Bangor, Maine. We'll return the remains. Bones: Thanks, Booth. Booth: You know, Bones...You do your thing, I do mine. 1x11 - The Woman in the car Bones: You never told me how I was this morning. I asked you, "How did I do?" and you said, "We'll talk about it in the car," but we didn't. Booth: This was your first TV interview? Bones: Yes. Booth: It was fine, you know...for your first interview. Bones: Well, that was a qualified response. Booth: What? No. It was lively, yeah. Bones: Lively? What kind of word is that? Booth: It's an adjective, though, ironically, most words that end in "ly" are adverbs. Like "ironically." Bones: Okay, what did I do wrong? Booth: Maybe next time, tell a funny story. Oh, and never say you don't like children. Bones: I didn't say I don't like children. I just said I don't want any. Booth: On TV, it's the same thing. Bones: You just told me not to jump to a conclusion. Booth: No offense intended. Bones: No, you were right. It's just I usually et to tell you. Booth: Our relationship has taken a whole new turn. Bones: We did our job. Booth: It's not often I get to help save someone <i>before</i> they die. Bones: Hell, Bones, every time you catch a murderer you save his next victim. Booth: This is different. Bones: Yeah. Still glad you don't have any kids? Booth: Yeah. Why? You were looking at that boy and his dad-- I just thought you'd change your mind. Bones: No. Still glad you do have a kid? Booth: Gladder today than yesterday. Bones: Doesn't make any sense. Booth: Yeah, it's complicated.