关于地质学的冷笑话 Geology jokes

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  荆棘小鬼 (树洞营业中) 组长 楼主 2013-03-03 12:31:57

  A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.”

  这个真特么被冷到了。。。。= =

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  胖鹰飞不起来 (我在学地质) 管理员 2013-04-07 11:26:57

  有一个印度奇葩老师..每次考试 extra credit points就是让我们给他写一个joke. worth 2 points... 楼上那个neutron,bar 我还真心写过了！噗哈哈哈 来个化学的 1,2-dimethyl-cyclopropane the bikini bottom molecule~

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  finnyfinnfinn (我随时间沉淀,你随时间消失。) 2013-10-11 22:39:32

  有好多puns啊。 1.最common 的 Don't take geologist for granite. 2. We know our shist. 3.seis matter 4. boulder the most 5. geologists make your bed--rock. 6. pretty dirty one: If you let me check your cleavage, i will let you check my hardness 7. marblelous 8. geology rocks! haha

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  Paradox (The frontiers are my prison) 2013-12-19 21:48:59

  1. sedimentary, my dear watson!
  2. -why are you so gneiss? -because I'm not full of schist!
  3. geologists love ash holes.
  4. geologists are down to earth people.
  5. geologists are gneiss people.
  6. holy schist!

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  Paradox (The frontiers are my prison) 2013-12-19 22:02:46

  还有个不是地质的... Two men walk into a bar. One man orders H2O. The other says, "I'll have H2O, too."

  The second man dies.

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  尼莫 2014-07-18 14:30:04

  A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “ A neutron walked into a bar and asked, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, no charge.” 这个真特么被冷到了。。。。= = ... 荆棘小鬼

  表示看不懂，求科普

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  荆棘小鬼 (树洞营业中) 组长 楼主 2014-07-22 10:11:17

  表示看不懂，求科普 表示看不懂，求科普 尼莫

  因为是neutron（中子）所以没有电，所以就no charge （charge可作为钱，费用，也有充电的意思）

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  尼莫 2014-07-26 19:19:50

  奥，感觉笑点不高，呵呵

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  卡麗比努爾 (Licht) 2015-12-15 17:58:04

  http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Cummingtonite_8e9d94_4416599.jpg

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