老笑话:panda joke熊猫滴冷笑话
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A panda walks in a bar and asks for a meal, the bartender gives him a set meal and the panda quickly chows down. When he finishes the meal, the panda takes out a pistol, shoots the bartender, and quickly walks his way out. 一只熊猫走进一个酒吧要肉吃，侍者给了它份肉，熊猫很快吃完，然后拿枪射击了侍者并很快走开。 The owner of the bar saw the above things happening, and asks the panda: why are you doing all these? 酒吧老板看到后问：为什么这么做？ The panda turns to the owner and replies: look up for the meaning of panda in dictionary. 熊猫说：你丫回去看看字典上的对panda的解释。 Thus, the owner drives his car home and takes out a English dictionary. 于是，老板开车回家找了本英语字典。 He finds this: Panda, an animal who eats shoots and leaves. 上面写道：熊猫，一种吃嫩枝和树叶的动物。（熊猫，一种“吃了之后射杀然后离开”滴动物） shoot 射击，嫩枝/幼芽/幼枝 leaves 离开，树叶leaf 的复数
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