10个丈夫，仍是处女

来自：PH囧ENIX(ФωФ)
2009-09-04 01:26:12

一个律师娶了一个离过十次婚的女人。新婚之夜，她告诉新婚的丈夫，“轻一点儿，俺还是个黄花闺女。” “啥——？！”新郎懵了。 “结过十次婚怎么可能呢？” “唉，一号丈夫是个销售代表：他总是告诉我那事儿将来会有多爽。二号丈夫是个软件客服：他总是弄不明白到底应该怎么办，但是他说他会研究研究然后答复我；三号丈夫是做现场服务的：他说一切都检查诊断过了但是他就是没有办法让整个系统开工；四号丈夫是做电话销售的：就算是他知道已经拿到了订单，他还是不知道什么时候能够发货；五号丈夫是个工程师：他理解基础流程但是需要三年时间来研究，实施，并设计一种最尖端的方式；六号丈夫是财务管理部门的：他以为他知道，但是不确定那是不是他的工作；七号丈夫是做营销的：尽管他的货不错，但是他从不清楚如何来定位它；八号丈夫是心理学家：光说不练；九号丈夫是个妇科医生：光看不练；十号丈夫是个集邮的：他干的只是……天哪！我真想他！但是如今我既然已经嫁给了你，我真的很激动。” “好的，”新婚丈夫说，“但是，为啥呢？” “你是律师。这次我知道我会被整了！”

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PH囧ENIX (ФωФ) 楼主 2009-09-04 01:26:21

原文 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

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动静皆宜™ (星光亦可照亮) 2009-09-04 01:30:46

律师

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布丁仔×布丁仔 (豆油忽略症) 2009-09-04 01:37:34

律师

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貓在跳舞。❤ (独自盛放) 2009-09-04 01:42:56

没懂。。

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甜筒酱™>_< (o(>▽<)o) 2009-09-04 08:20:17

纯洁的我无法看懂~

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_wanziwanzi 2009-09-04 08:23:39

曾经幻想过与男律师共度晚餐

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勺子 (该如何安慰未知的岁月) 2009-09-04 08:36:54

楼主解释下

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rg扮大树 (Jazz is My Old Lady～) 2009-09-04 08:38:26

哈哈哈～

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螃蟹 (苦逼青年OT每一天) 2009-09-04 09:11:26

集邮的喜欢用舌头在邮票背面舔...

律师会整人

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ZIKE 2009-09-04 10:31:34

LOL, awesome！！

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Eko_Nt (不打扰,是我的温柔.) 2009-09-04 10:50:17

怪我IQ低

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