如何假装钢琴高手-Part 2 (图文+视频+中英字幕)

Hi, I am Sam Tucker. Welcome to how to play piano without knowing how to play piano. Part 2! 大家好，我是Sam Tucker, 欢迎来到"假装会弹钢琴"的第二集。 You probably have already seen my video on YouTube how to fake piano skills part 1. It went viral, no big deal. 你可能已经看了我的上一个视频，有点小火，不过没什么大不了的 But in that one, we focused on the black keys. This time, we are going to focus on the white keys. 在上一期视频中，我们主要弹黑键，这一次，我们来研究一下白键。 One, for the equal opportunity. Two, cause they are easy to hit. 首先来说，我们要一碗水端平，不能偏袒黑键。其次，白键比较好弹。 Simple! 简单！ First thing first, find a piano. It does not have to be as big as mine. But it does have to be a piano. 第一件事情就是找一个钢琴，不一定跟我的一样大，但是必须是钢琴。 Next, get your right hand and put it in the high five position. If you do not know what high five position is, then you do not have any friends. 然后，拿出你的右手，做一个击掌的姿势。如果你不会的话，说明你木有朋友啊

Then, find this key on your piano. Put your thumb on it. And then, put your fingers on the each key afterward. Simple? 其次，在你的钢琴上找到这个键。把你的拇指放在上面。然后把你剩下的四根手指依次放在后面的四个琴键上。 Starting with your thumb and moving towards your pinky. Press each key on the piano. One at a time. 从你的拇指开始，一直到你的小手指，依次按键弹下去。 Once you are at your pinky, just do the same thing, but in the other direction, towards your thumb. 弹到最后一个键后，重复之前的过程，但是方向反过来，从小手指往大拇指开始弹。 Ok, repeat this process four times. So this is my second time. 把这个过程重复四遍。这是第二遍 Third time and fourth. 第三遍，第四遍 On your last thumb move, rather than just hitting the same key, boring! Try a bit of this action. 在弹最后一组键的时候，我们来点花样 Moving your thumb down one key and your whole hand down one key. Then start again, one key down. 把你的拇指往下移一个键，所有的手指跟着一起往下移。然后重新开始，再来一遍

Take the ivory four more times and steer clear of the ebonies. And then, when you reach the end again, just pull from your tricks. Move the hand down one key again and start again. 所有的白键按四遍，不要按黑键。继续重复之前的过程。 Find the keys, four more times. And then, when you reach the end again, move the hand down one key again and then, start again. 先找到开始的琴键，然后弹四次。弹到最后一个音的时候，往下移一个键，继续重复。 Find the keys, four more times. 移到新的键上，再弹四次 Repeat the trick until your hand reach here and stop. 重复继续，直到你的手到了这个位置

Ok, now we got the right hand covered. Let’s move on to the left. Put your left hand on the thumb-up position. If you don’t know what the thumb-up position is, that’s why you don’t have any friends. 现在我们的右手搞定了，下面来看看左手。你的左手做一个大拇指冲上的动作。如果你不会做这个动作的话，你没朋友就是很正常的。 Starting from the start, putting your left thumb on the same key as your right hand. But further down on the piano. 你左手拇指的按键和右手一样，但是在键盘左边一点。 Then, play both the two thumbs at the same time but keep the left one down. 然后两个拇指一起弹，但是左手拇指一直按着琴键 Well, this will sound pro to listeners, the reason we are doing it is so that we do not need to worry about that thumb for a while. 这样听起来更好听。我们之所以这么弹，就是为了弹右手的时候不用想左手了。 And when your right thumb moves down, your left thumb moves down the same. 你右手拇指向下移的时候，左手也一起移。 Easy! 就这么简单！ Well, this is already sounding pretty fantastic. But you remember the secret? 听起来相当不错，你记住秘诀了吗？ No? Because I have never mentioned it. The secret is to do it very fast. 没有？因为哥还没告诉你。秘诀就是快！ Starting with your right hand. Start to play it just a little bit faster. Then, a little faster, a little bit faster. Till it’s a lot bit fast. 从你的右手开始，逐渐加快速度，越来越快，越来越快！ It will take a little bit of practice to get your speed up. But don’ worry, if you could do spirit fingers, you could do piano. 把速度提上去确实需要一定的练习，但是只要你的手指能动，弹钢琴就不是问题。 And if you make a mistake, don’t worry. Because you are going so fast, who could tell? 如果你弹错了的话，也没关系，反正弹这么快，谁能听得出来？ After you have practiced your right hand, you can throw in your left one in here. 右手练完之后，开始练左手

Once you have perfected the going really fast, you can stay at the piano and wait for someone to walk by. 速度问题搞定之后，你就只需要安静地等待那些偶然从你身边经过的人了 When someone does walk by, crank running to your repertoire as if you didn’t notice them. Incorporating head bubbles as you see fit. 有人从你边上过去的时候，一定要假装在看乐谱，仿佛你没注意到他们，然后上半身跟着节奏来回摇晃 While most people will walk by, simply thinking you are the bomb. Some may stay around to further admire your mad skills. 大多数人经过会觉得你很牛X，有些人会停留脚步，继续看你装X。 This could be quite stressful, but don’t worry, there is a trick too. If the person is still listening while you have reached the stopping point, 遇到这种情况，不要慌。也有窍门儿，如果遇到死活不肯走的， Simply start from the start point, but move our hand down one octave, that’s where those keys repeat again. 你就再从头弹一遍，但是往下移一个八度 If the person is still there after you have reached the stop of your second cycle, simply look at them and ask can I help you? 如果这货还不走，那么抬头看着他们，问“有什么需要帮助的吗” And that’s how you play piano without knowing how to play piano, part 2. 今天的内容就到此为止