屎记010：直言
Poop (the stuff, nouns)
aeolian deposit (stain left after an overly ambitious fart)
ah-ah
alpha class (contributed by Kuestiq)
amorphous deposit
anal butter (contributed by STONEB0LD)
anal outlet (contributed by Screechr86)
anal output
anal snakes (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
apu (contributed by Filthyn)
argol
ass apple
ass flakes (contributed by Lordmetal3)
ass goblins (contributed by Lordmetal3)
ass kabobs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
ass monkeys (contributed by Lunacy)
baby boy or girl (contributed by Catgsg21)
bean (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
bean strings (little strings that sometimes hang off turds - contributed by David C.)
ben (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
big ol' Texan (contributed by Timzx)
black banana
blind eels (contributed by ELDRM)
blivic (10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag)
BM
body wax
bollio (Spanish - pronounced "bo-yo" - contributed by Erica and Alison)
bologna stix (contributed by SWEATY4)
boo-boo (when in pants)
bootycakes (contributed by Lunacy)
boulder
bowel movement
brown balls (contributed by Lordmetal3)
brown birds (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
brown bobbin' ball (contributed by WD714)
brown bomb (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
brown cock (contributed by Popi8899)
brown dildo (contributed by Popi8899)
brown dragons (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
brownie
brown trout (contributed by Maxisguy)
bum brownie
bum nuggets (contributed by Erica and Allison)
bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
business
butt clusters (contributed by Jrandolo)
butt gnome (contributed by popothepoop)
butt nugget turdies (contributed by Babygirl)
butt nut (contributed by Yourmamy)
button
byun (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)
caca (Mexican slang - contributed by Brandon P.)
cagada (Mexican)
cagadita (Mexican Spanish for small poop - contributed by Brandon P.)
cagadota (Mexican Spanish for huge poop - contributed by Brandon P.)
calabaza (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "pumpkin" - contributed by Brandon P.)
carbuncles (contributed by SWEATY4)
chi-chi
chicken pecking out of one's butt (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
chocolate banana
chocolate bread loaf (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
chocolate channel chewie
chocolate delight (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz)
chocolate exports (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
chocolate soldier (contributed by Mike K.)
choda (contributed by SWEATY4)
Chubacca chunks (contributed by Screechr86)
chunks (contributed by Stairmaster33)
chunky poop (contributed by DaBizKit)
cigar fish (refers to a turd in the surf or bath - contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
clinker
cocky
codswallop
coeliac flux
coeliac passion
colon cannonballs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
colon cobras (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
corndogs
corn eyed butt snake (contributed by Lowing9763)
corn kernal poopie (contributed by Abeoww99)
corn loaf
corn massacre (contributed by Cheetah)
corn porphyry
crab apples (contributed by PGotelli)
crap
crapola
crapsters (contributed by Filthyniga)
creamy butt nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
crud
crusty critters (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
crut (French)
cupcakes (contributed by Filthyniga)
dark catsup (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
dead soldier
defecation
dejecta
demo (Russian - contributed by Gray)
digested Crayola box (contributed by Cheetah)
dirt
diver down (contributed by Kuestiq)
do-do
dobby
dong (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)
doo
doobs
doodie
doodly-squat
dookie
dookie doo
dookie-doop-droop (contributed by Lunacy)
down periscope (contributed by Cheetah)
dreck (Yiddish)
drol (Dutch)
dropping
dump
dumpette
dung
Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
Easter Bunny's present (contributed by Cheetah)
egesta
ejecta
ejectamenta
excrement
excreta
exuviae
fecal browns (contributed by Red)
fecal matter (contributed by Filthyn)
fecal pellet
feces
feces freeway find
feculence
floater (one that won't flush)
floaties (little floating ones - contributed by David C.)
foeces
the fourth teletubby (contributed by Neonpax)
frightened turtle (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
fudge
fudge brownie
funky monkey (contributed by ILuvDAC)
glitch
gobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
gobjobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
golden brownies (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
googe
govno (Russian)
grandpas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
grunties (contributed by BLAH0761)
ha-ha
ham (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
hardened fudge nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
hawky
hell's candy (contributed by Yourmamy)
himno (Ukrainian)
hockey
hocky
Hoffenmist (German)
ho-hoes (contributed by Filthyn)
honey
hoya
hyzenga
ice cream (from the Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke - contributed by Fry)
Indian rug burns (contributed by GodspeeDB)
Irish shave
ISH (contributed by Team Louish)
jakes
jobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
jobby (Glasgow)
jujubees (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
kaka
kakashka (Russian "piece of poop" - contributed by Gray)
keech (Glasgow)
keester cakes (contributed by Allison, Erica and Kelly)
kiki
kisses (contributed by Autumn)
kuso (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
lientary
lienteria
lincoln logs (contributed by Shawne L.)
little army men (contributed by Filthyn)
load
loaf
log
looloos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
lump (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
lumpy fart
majon (Spanish - a big turd - contributed by Junibomb)
merda (Italian and Spanish - contributed by Gray)
merde (French)
mess
miercoles (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "Wednesday" - contributed by Brandon P.)
mierda (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
mierde (Spanish)
minga
Mississippi mud (contributed by SSCriminl2)
mojon (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
monglin cluster shit (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
monkey tail (contributed by Julia1G)
monsters that can choke donkeys (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
mooky-stinks (contributed by MonkeyCube)
moomoos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
Mr. Hanky (contributed by IceCube239)
muck
muky stinks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
mud bunny
mudfat balls (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
nib
nip
nookie cookie (contributed by IceCube239)
nugs (contributed by Lunacy)
number two
nunny (contributed by Fullten2)
oples and bononos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
ordure
package (contributed by Poopmaster)
pancake
peanut butter poop (poop that resembles chunky peanut butter - contributed by KickBaba)
pile
pipicaca (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
plop
poo
poop
poop deck (contributed by Cheetah)
poopie
poopie doobles (contributed by Abs0lutelynot)
poopie pie (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
pooplets (contributed by Rachel)
poopness (contributed by Filthyn)
poopoo
poo-poo platter (contributed by Steve)
poopsey (contributed by Filthyn)
poopsie lala
poopsters (contributed by Filthyn)
potty animals (contributed by Filthyn)
product of Uranus
pudding (contributed by LUGZONU)
puddin' taine (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
rectum warriors (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
returds (contributed by Filthyn)
scat (contributed by Codydavipr)
Scheisse (German - contributed by Gray)
schijt (Dutch)
scrapper (contributed by TronDX)
scuba divers (contributed by Filthyn)
sea pickle (contributed by JKOTE1)
sewage
sewer serpents (contributed by SWEATY4)
sewer trout
shat (contributed by Blink182qp)
shit
shite
shit on a shingle (contributed by Junibomb)
shit on a stick (contributed by LUGZONU)
shitsicles (frozen poop - contributed by DopeyAS)
shitsters (contributed by Filthyn)
shiza (German - contributed by ECWBalls)
sissy (contributed by Lisa L.)
skata (Greek)
Skeet (Danish - contributed by Mary S.)
smoked ham (contributed by SWEATY4)
snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
soil
space slug (contributed by Neonpax)
splasher (contributed by Yourmamy)
squat
S.R.T. (from a child's misspelling of "shit" - contributed by HtsCheese)
steamer
stercoration
stinky pinky (contributed by Silky)
stool
Stoolgang (German)
stoolie
stuff
submarine
Super Shit Man (contributed by Filthyn)
sweet violet
tahi (Malay)
taki (Chamoru)
tangy butt nuts (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
tatertots (contributed by GodspeeDB)
that ain't chocolate puddin'! (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
thirty second buzz (contributed by Nrdbmber)
tinky winky (contributed by Filthyn)
toast
toileteers (contributed by Screechr86)
toilet twinkie (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
tom cruise missiles (contributed by Sickness74)
tootsie roll
tord (Old English)
toxic turdeys (contributed by LaysTatoChips222)
toy-toy
tree trunks (contributed by Lordmetal3)
tukhus matter
turd
turd tunnel tasty
turtle head poking out (contributed by METALLICA8681 and Cardicum)
turtle tail (contributed by Kris)
tutti (Hindi - contributed by PRECIOUS8582)
uchra (Arabic - contributed by Lilliz23456)
unko (Japanese - contributed by Rik)
wad
water log (contributed by Yourmamy)
the whole shebang (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
wolf bait (contributed by Lunacy)
yellow submarine (contributed by Filthy)
yetto
yit
yukky
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Poop (to do it, the verbs)
air out the anus (contributed by Neonpax)
air out the ass (contributed by Neonpax)
arc one out
ass sneezing (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
back the big brown caddy out of the garage (contributed by JERGENISDEAD)
ba-doop (from the sound of a turd striking the water)
bajsa (Swedish)
bake brownies (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
big jobby (contributed by "concerned about crap")
bite a train (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
blast a dookie (invented by Sonicpat and contributed by Stairmaster33)
bloop (from the sound it makes hitting the water - contributed by Mary S.)
blow
blow some mud
bob for apples (contributed by Neonpax)
bog
buang air besar (Malay, lit.: "to throw big water")
build a log cabin
burners (poop that burns after eating spicy food - contributed by torrance crump)
bury cable (contribted by Dave R.)
bust a dook (contributed by Nrdbmber)
bust a shit (contributed by SpRyOko700)
bust ass (contributed by STFALCONS)
cagando (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
call one's uncle
christen the comfort station (contributed by Silky)
chuck the football (contributed by Neonpax)
clean one's colon (contributed by Big Will)
clear the air
cocken (Yiddish)
cook some beans (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
cop a shit
crap
cut off a load (contributed by Bigbear1289)
defecate
desecrate the throne room
dispatch a Yankee (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
dive bomb
do a dog
do business with John (contributed by popothepoop)
do one's daily duty (or doody)
do one's dirt
do poopsie
do the doo (contributed by Big Will)
down the periscope (contributed by Neonpax)
down the proctoscope (contributed by Megaera)
drop a brick (contributed by LUGZONU)
drop a chalupa (contributed by Beacher)
drop a deuce (contributed by Skiba)
drop a fat load (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
drop a load
drop an atomic bomb (contributed by Lauren)
drop a nuke (contributed by ArchDelux46)
drop ass goblins (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
drop a wad in the porcelain god
drop one from the poop deck (contributed by Lauren)
drop one's wax
drop some bait
drop some friends off at the lake (contributed by Cardicum)
drop the kids off at the pool (contributed by Shmoozie2 and JKOTE1)
dump
dump a dead grandma (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
dump a load
dump truck (contributed by AllyBallyGirl)
ease nature
een drol draaien (Dutch)
empty the manure spreader
empty the poop shoot (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
evacuate one's bowels
excrete fecal matter (contributed by Neonpax)
feed the dog
feed the goldfish
fill the pot (contributed by Mary S.)
flunk a dunk (contributed by Claudia O.)
free the chickens from the coop (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
free the legless dog to sea (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
frisbee a bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
frog a log (contributed by Karl P.)
gagas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
get a burning desire to sit on porcelain
give birth to a black eel (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
give birth to a marine
give birth to submarines
give of oneself
give sacrifice to the porcelain god (contributed by Eric P.)
go backwards
go clip a yam (contributed by Alicia of Irvine, CA)
go cocky
go for a Tom Tit (Cockney)
go grunt
go number 2 (contributed by Cardicum)
go pop
go stinky
go to bog
go to the library
grow a tail (contributed by JBridgeE)
grump (contributed by Sawa)
hang a rat (contributed by Red)
have a bowel movement
have a turtle head poke out (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
have some fun (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
help out Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
hit the can
honey dip
jakksy (Polish - contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
jumpers away (contributed by Lowing9763)
kakat (Russian - contributed by Gray)
kaknel (Armenian - contributed by PorschFrk)
kill a dead eagle (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
launch a log (contributed by Big Will)
launch a sub (contributed by Kuestiq)
lay bricks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
lay cable (contributed by Mary S.)
lay pipe (contributed by CHZS1219)
lay a turd
lay some sledge (contributed by LUGZONU)
leave a deposit
leave a shit
let the dogs loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
let the firetrucks loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
lose a farting contest
lose ten pounds in one minute
make
make a caca (contributed by Cardicum)
make a chocolate hamburger (contributed by WD714)
make a deposit in the drop box (contributed by Nrdbmber)
make a deposit in the porcelain bank (contributed by Mgobluefan)
make a house (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
make a little junk (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
make a loaf
make a pass (as in drag racing - contributed by Jake)
make everything come out all right
make poopie
make the donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
make the people in the apartment below scream in agony (contributed by Jammanz1)
man the deck (contributed by Cheetah)
meditate
misfart
mold an action figure (contributed by SpongeBob)
move the mail (contributed by Jill W.)
murder a mud bunny (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
murder a shit (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
park a load
pay a visit to the old soldier's home
pay one's doctor bill
pinch a loaf
piss backwards
pitch a log (contributed by Claudia O.)
plant potatoes
plop a load
plunk (contributed by Tracy W.)
poop
poot (contributed by Cello6909)
press a loaf
purp (contributed by BecK98MjR)
push brown (contributed by Cheetah)
recycle some cellulose
refill the bowl with chili (contributed by ML CAR AUDIO)
relieve oneself
relieve the bowels
revolve the beavers (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
ride the porcelain pony
scheissen (German - contributed by Gray)
send a fax (contributed by lin)
send a log to float (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
send some sailors to sea (contributed by Lowing9763)
shit (contributed by Gray)
shoot a dog
shoot bunnies (contributed by James Y., Alabama)
shump (contributed by Sagoria23)
sink submarines
sit on the crapper (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
sit on the throne
sit on the throne of porcelain (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
skita (Swedish)
smell up the house with horrible turd fumes (contributed by Jammanz1)
smoke a brown dooby (contributed by Neonpax)
soil one's pants
sparkle (contributed by Dazed)
spend a penny (British)
spike a bird's nose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
sprout a tail (contributed by CoreyW66)
squat
squat and push (contributed by popothepoop)
squeeze a fresh slurpy (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
step into the office (for adults who spend an excessive time in the bathroom at work - contributed by Jake)
stock the pond with some brown trout (contributed by TULLSPRING)
take a crap
take a digi (contributed by Kralltown)
take a duke (contributed by Whrlaway41)
take a dump
take a good crap
take a lovely (contributed by Dwheeler4jesus)
take a plane crash - no survivors (contributed by Preston G.)
take a plumper (contributed by J78CHEEKS)
take a rest (contributed by Cardicum)
take a shit
take a snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
take care of one's business
talk to a man about a horse (contributed by Aussie)
trash the hash (contributed by Neonpax)
unhitch a load
unload
visit Mr. Hanky (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
visit the chamber of commerce
void one's bowels
wash the walls (contributed by Silky)
william shattnering (contributed by nic and friends)
yell at Mrs. Johnson (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
aeolian deposit (stain left after an overly ambitious fart)
ah-ah
alpha class (contributed by Kuestiq)
amorphous deposit
anal butter (contributed by STONEB0LD)
anal outlet (contributed by Screechr86)
anal output
anal snakes (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
apu (contributed by Filthyn)
argol
ass apple
ass flakes (contributed by Lordmetal3)
ass goblins (contributed by Lordmetal3)
ass kabobs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
ass monkeys (contributed by Lunacy)
baby boy or girl (contributed by Catgsg21)
bean (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
bean strings (little strings that sometimes hang off turds - contributed by David C.)
ben (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
big ol' Texan (contributed by Timzx)
black banana
blind eels (contributed by ELDRM)
blivic (10 lbs of shit in a 5 lb bag)
BM
body wax
bollio (Spanish - pronounced "bo-yo" - contributed by Erica and Alison)
bologna stix (contributed by SWEATY4)
boo-boo (when in pants)
bootycakes (contributed by Lunacy)
boulder
bowel movement
brown balls (contributed by Lordmetal3)
brown birds (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
brown bobbin' ball (contributed by WD714)
brown bomb (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
brown cock (contributed by Popi8899)
brown dildo (contributed by Popi8899)
brown dragons (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
brownie
brown trout (contributed by Maxisguy)
bum brownie
bum nuggets (contributed by Erica and Allison)
bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
business
butt clusters (contributed by Jrandolo)
butt gnome (contributed by popothepoop)
butt nugget turdies (contributed by Babygirl)
butt nut (contributed by Yourmamy)
button
byun (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)
caca (Mexican slang - contributed by Brandon P.)
cagada (Mexican)
cagadita (Mexican Spanish for small poop - contributed by Brandon P.)
cagadota (Mexican Spanish for huge poop - contributed by Brandon P.)
calabaza (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "pumpkin" - contributed by Brandon P.)
carbuncles (contributed by SWEATY4)
chi-chi
chicken pecking out of one's butt (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
chocolate banana
chocolate bread loaf (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
chocolate channel chewie
chocolate delight (contributed by ITZtheRUFFrydaz)
chocolate exports (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
chocolate soldier (contributed by Mike K.)
choda (contributed by SWEATY4)
Chubacca chunks (contributed by Screechr86)
chunks (contributed by Stairmaster33)
chunky poop (contributed by DaBizKit)
cigar fish (refers to a turd in the surf or bath - contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
clinker
cocky
codswallop
coeliac flux
coeliac passion
colon cannonballs (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
colon cobras (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
corndogs
corn eyed butt snake (contributed by Lowing9763)
corn kernal poopie (contributed by Abeoww99)
corn loaf
corn massacre (contributed by Cheetah)
corn porphyry
crab apples (contributed by PGotelli)
crap
crapola
crapsters (contributed by Filthyniga)
creamy butt nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
crud
crusty critters (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
crut (French)
cupcakes (contributed by Filthyniga)
dark catsup (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
dead soldier
defecation
dejecta
demo (Russian - contributed by Gray)
digested Crayola box (contributed by Cheetah)
dirt
diver down (contributed by Kuestiq)
do-do
dobby
dong (Korean - contributed by Ghoulslime)
doo
doobs
doodie
doodly-squat
dookie
dookie doo
dookie-doop-droop (contributed by Lunacy)
down periscope (contributed by Cheetah)
dreck (Yiddish)
drol (Dutch)
dropping
dump
dumpette
dung
Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
Easter Bunny's present (contributed by Cheetah)
egesta
ejecta
ejectamenta
excrement
excreta
exuviae
fecal browns (contributed by Red)
fecal matter (contributed by Filthyn)
fecal pellet
feces
feces freeway find
feculence
floater (one that won't flush)
floaties (little floating ones - contributed by David C.)
foeces
the fourth teletubby (contributed by Neonpax)
frightened turtle (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
fudge
fudge brownie
funky monkey (contributed by ILuvDAC)
glitch
gobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
gobjobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
golden brownies (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
googe
govno (Russian)
grandpas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
grunties (contributed by BLAH0761)
ha-ha
ham (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
hardened fudge nuggets (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
hawky
hell's candy (contributed by Yourmamy)
himno (Ukrainian)
hockey
hocky
Hoffenmist (German)
ho-hoes (contributed by Filthyn)
honey
hoya
hyzenga
ice cream (from the Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke - contributed by Fry)
Indian rug burns (contributed by GodspeeDB)
Irish shave
ISH (contributed by Team Louish)
jakes
jobbers (contributed by Lordmetal3)
jobby (Glasgow)
jujubees (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
kaka
kakashka (Russian "piece of poop" - contributed by Gray)
keech (Glasgow)
keester cakes (contributed by Allison, Erica and Kelly)
kiki
kisses (contributed by Autumn)
kuso (Japanese - contributed by Ghoulslime)
lientary
lienteria
lincoln logs (contributed by Shawne L.)
little army men (contributed by Filthyn)
load
loaf
log
looloos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
lump (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
lumpy fart
majon (Spanish - a big turd - contributed by Junibomb)
merda (Italian and Spanish - contributed by Gray)
merde (French)
mess
miercoles (Mexican Spanish slang, literally "Wednesday" - contributed by Brandon P.)
mierda (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
mierde (Spanish)
minga
Mississippi mud (contributed by SSCriminl2)
mojon (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
monglin cluster shit (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
monkey tail (contributed by Julia1G)
monsters that can choke donkeys (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
mooky-stinks (contributed by MonkeyCube)
moomoos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
Mr. Hanky (contributed by IceCube239)
muck
muky stinks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
mud bunny
mudfat balls (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
nib
nip
nookie cookie (contributed by IceCube239)
nugs (contributed by Lunacy)
number two
nunny (contributed by Fullten2)
oples and bononos (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
ordure
package (contributed by Poopmaster)
pancake
peanut butter poop (poop that resembles chunky peanut butter - contributed by KickBaba)
pile
pipicaca (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
plop
poo
poop
poop deck (contributed by Cheetah)
poopie
poopie doobles (contributed by Abs0lutelynot)
poopie pie (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
pooplets (contributed by Rachel)
poopness (contributed by Filthyn)
poopoo
poo-poo platter (contributed by Steve)
poopsey (contributed by Filthyn)
poopsie lala
poopsters (contributed by Filthyn)
potty animals (contributed by Filthyn)
product of Uranus
pudding (contributed by LUGZONU)
puddin' taine (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
rectum warriors (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
returds (contributed by Filthyn)
scat (contributed by Codydavipr)
Scheisse (German - contributed by Gray)
schijt (Dutch)
scrapper (contributed by TronDX)
scuba divers (contributed by Filthyn)
sea pickle (contributed by JKOTE1)
sewage
sewer serpents (contributed by SWEATY4)
sewer trout
shat (contributed by Blink182qp)
shit
shite
shit on a shingle (contributed by Junibomb)
shit on a stick (contributed by LUGZONU)
shitsicles (frozen poop - contributed by DopeyAS)
shitsters (contributed by Filthyn)
shiza (German - contributed by ECWBalls)
sissy (contributed by Lisa L.)
skata (Greek)
Skeet (Danish - contributed by Mary S.)
smoked ham (contributed by SWEATY4)
snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
soil
space slug (contributed by Neonpax)
splasher (contributed by Yourmamy)
squat
S.R.T. (from a child's misspelling of "shit" - contributed by HtsCheese)
steamer
stercoration
stinky pinky (contributed by Silky)
stool
Stoolgang (German)
stoolie
stuff
submarine
Super Shit Man (contributed by Filthyn)
sweet violet
tahi (Malay)
taki (Chamoru)
tangy butt nuts (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
tatertots (contributed by GodspeeDB)
that ain't chocolate puddin'! (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
thirty second buzz (contributed by Nrdbmber)
tinky winky (contributed by Filthyn)
toast
toileteers (contributed by Screechr86)
toilet twinkie (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
tom cruise missiles (contributed by Sickness74)
tootsie roll
tord (Old English)
toxic turdeys (contributed by LaysTatoChips222)
toy-toy
tree trunks (contributed by Lordmetal3)
tukhus matter
turd
turd tunnel tasty
turtle head poking out (contributed by METALLICA8681 and Cardicum)
turtle tail (contributed by Kris)
tutti (Hindi - contributed by PRECIOUS8582)
uchra (Arabic - contributed by Lilliz23456)
unko (Japanese - contributed by Rik)
wad
water log (contributed by Yourmamy)
the whole shebang (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
wolf bait (contributed by Lunacy)
yellow submarine (contributed by Filthy)
yetto
yit
yukky
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Poop (to do it, the verbs)
air out the anus (contributed by Neonpax)
air out the ass (contributed by Neonpax)
arc one out
ass sneezing (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
back the big brown caddy out of the garage (contributed by JERGENISDEAD)
ba-doop (from the sound of a turd striking the water)
bajsa (Swedish)
bake brownies (contributed by ShutUrMouth)
big jobby (contributed by "concerned about crap")
bite a train (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
blast a dookie (invented by Sonicpat and contributed by Stairmaster33)
bloop (from the sound it makes hitting the water - contributed by Mary S.)
blow
blow some mud
bob for apples (contributed by Neonpax)
bog
buang air besar (Malay, lit.: "to throw big water")
build a log cabin
burners (poop that burns after eating spicy food - contributed by torrance crump)
bury cable (contribted by Dave R.)
bust a dook (contributed by Nrdbmber)
bust a shit (contributed by SpRyOko700)
bust ass (contributed by STFALCONS)
cagando (Mexican Spanish - contributed by Brandon P.)
call one's uncle
christen the comfort station (contributed by Silky)
chuck the football (contributed by Neonpax)
clean one's colon (contributed by Big Will)
clear the air
cocken (Yiddish)
cook some beans (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
cop a shit
crap
cut off a load (contributed by Bigbear1289)
defecate
desecrate the throne room
dispatch a Yankee (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
dive bomb
do a dog
do business with John (contributed by popothepoop)
do one's daily duty (or doody)
do one's dirt
do poopsie
do the doo (contributed by Big Will)
down the periscope (contributed by Neonpax)
down the proctoscope (contributed by Megaera)
drop a brick (contributed by LUGZONU)
drop a chalupa (contributed by Beacher)
drop a deuce (contributed by Skiba)
drop a fat load (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
drop a load
drop an atomic bomb (contributed by Lauren)
drop a nuke (contributed by ArchDelux46)
drop ass goblins (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
drop a wad in the porcelain god
drop one from the poop deck (contributed by Lauren)
drop one's wax
drop some bait
drop some friends off at the lake (contributed by Cardicum)
drop the kids off at the pool (contributed by Shmoozie2 and JKOTE1)
dump
dump a dead grandma (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
dump a load
dump truck (contributed by AllyBallyGirl)
ease nature
een drol draaien (Dutch)
empty the manure spreader
empty the poop shoot (contributed by IVIaDmAn)
evacuate one's bowels
excrete fecal matter (contributed by Neonpax)
feed the dog
feed the goldfish
fill the pot (contributed by Mary S.)
flunk a dunk (contributed by Claudia O.)
free the chickens from the coop (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
free the legless dog to sea (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
frisbee a bun fudge (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
frog a log (contributed by Karl P.)
gagas (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
get a burning desire to sit on porcelain
give birth to a black eel (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
give birth to a marine
give birth to submarines
give of oneself
give sacrifice to the porcelain god (contributed by Eric P.)
go backwards
go clip a yam (contributed by Alicia of Irvine, CA)
go cocky
go for a Tom Tit (Cockney)
go grunt
go number 2 (contributed by Cardicum)
go pop
go stinky
go to bog
go to the library
grow a tail (contributed by JBridgeE)
grump (contributed by Sawa)
hang a rat (contributed by Red)
have a bowel movement
have a turtle head poke out (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
have some fun (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
help out Dunkin' Donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
hit the can
honey dip
jakksy (Polish - contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
jumpers away (contributed by Lowing9763)
kakat (Russian - contributed by Gray)
kaknel (Armenian - contributed by PorschFrk)
kill a dead eagle (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
launch a log (contributed by Big Will)
launch a sub (contributed by Kuestiq)
lay bricks (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
lay cable (contributed by Mary S.)
lay pipe (contributed by CHZS1219)
lay a turd
lay some sledge (contributed by LUGZONU)
leave a deposit
leave a shit
let the dogs loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
let the firetrucks loose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
lose a farting contest
lose ten pounds in one minute
make
make a caca (contributed by Cardicum)
make a chocolate hamburger (contributed by WD714)
make a deposit in the drop box (contributed by Nrdbmber)
make a deposit in the porcelain bank (contributed by Mgobluefan)
make a house (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
make a little junk (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
make a loaf
make a pass (as in drag racing - contributed by Jake)
make everything come out all right
make poopie
make the donuts (contributed by KingofDucks)
make the people in the apartment below scream in agony (contributed by Jammanz1)
man the deck (contributed by Cheetah)
meditate
misfart
mold an action figure (contributed by SpongeBob)
move the mail (contributed by Jill W.)
murder a mud bunny (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
murder a shit (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
park a load
pay a visit to the old soldier's home
pay one's doctor bill
pinch a loaf
piss backwards
pitch a log (contributed by Claudia O.)
plant potatoes
plop a load
plunk (contributed by Tracy W.)
poop
poot (contributed by Cello6909)
press a loaf
purp (contributed by BecK98MjR)
push brown (contributed by Cheetah)
recycle some cellulose
refill the bowl with chili (contributed by ML CAR AUDIO)
relieve oneself
relieve the bowels
revolve the beavers (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
ride the porcelain pony
scheissen (German - contributed by Gray)
send a fax (contributed by lin)
send a log to float (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
send some sailors to sea (contributed by Lowing9763)
shit (contributed by Gray)
shoot a dog
shoot bunnies (contributed by James Y., Alabama)
shump (contributed by Sagoria23)
sink submarines
sit on the crapper (contributed by ShaftyBL0W)
sit on the throne
sit on the throne of porcelain (contributed by CaptnHowdy669)
skita (Swedish)
smell up the house with horrible turd fumes (contributed by Jammanz1)
smoke a brown dooby (contributed by Neonpax)
soil one's pants
sparkle (contributed by Dazed)
spend a penny (British)
spike a bird's nose (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
sprout a tail (contributed by CoreyW66)
squat
squat and push (contributed by popothepoop)
squeeze a fresh slurpy (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
step into the office (for adults who spend an excessive time in the bathroom at work - contributed by Jake)
stock the pond with some brown trout (contributed by TULLSPRING)
take a crap
take a digi (contributed by Kralltown)
take a duke (contributed by Whrlaway41)
take a dump
take a good crap
take a lovely (contributed by Dwheeler4jesus)
take a plane crash - no survivors (contributed by Preston G.)
take a plumper (contributed by J78CHEEKS)
take a rest (contributed by Cardicum)
take a shit
take a snap (contributed by Cameron A., Brisbaine, Australia)
take care of one's business
talk to a man about a horse (contributed by Aussie)
trash the hash (contributed by Neonpax)
unhitch a load
unload
visit Mr. Hanky (contributed by SurfWithCowz)
visit the chamber of commerce
void one's bowels
wash the walls (contributed by Silky)
william shattnering (contributed by nic and friends)
yell at Mrs. Johnson (contributed by THUMBTAKKHEAD)
