有关婚姻的引言
By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
不管怎么说还是结婚吧，娶到好老婆，你会幸福；娶到坏女人，你将会成为哲学家。
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the
same thing. (Duane Dewel)
任何已婚男人都应该忘记自己犯下的错误——没必要两个人都记得同一件事情吧。
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs
only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)
光棍汉必须得绞尽脑汁才能和女人做爱，已婚男只需想出一个借口。
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)
我怎么知道做爱是咋回事儿？我是已婚男子。
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and
second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)
撒谎是男孩的错误，情人的艺术，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to
drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)
结婚的男人是不会真正幸福的，如果他结婚后喝的威士忌不得不比单身时常喝的威士忌差的话。
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are
disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)
男人结婚，因为他们已经疲倦了；女人结婚，因为她们感到好奇了，结果两人都大失所望。
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
女人嫁给男人，希望他们会所有改变。男人娶个女人，希望她们会永远不变。所以双方必然会失望的。
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married
men. (Oscar Wilde)
如今，所有的已婚男人过得像一个单身汉，而所有的单身汉过得像已婚男人。
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the
woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)
一个娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一个嫁给男人想改造他的女人都沦为同一个谬误的牺牲品。
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)
我可不担心什么恐怖主义，我都结婚两年了，。
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face
each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面；他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待在一起。
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)
性感不久就会逐渐消失，美色也会随之枯谢，但嫁给一个能让你每天开怀大笑的男人，啊，这才真正是令人满意的结果。
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)
有一种比电子银行还要快的转帐方式。它叫做婚姻. [译者注：结婚离婚都可]
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)
我在两个老婆身上的运气都很差。前面的那个扔下了我。现在的这个我扔不掉。
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle)
一个好妻子总会在她错了的时候原谅她的丈夫。
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)
婚姻是这样一所学校：男人会失去学士学位/单身汉的地位，而女人会获得硕士学位/征服者的地位。[译者注：双关语]
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman)
晚上你回到家里，有一个女人会给你一眼爱情，一手温情，一怀柔情。你知道这意味着什么吗？这意味着你走错房子了，就是这个意思。
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)
保持婚姻幸福的两大秘密是： 1. 一旦错了，立刻承认；2. 一旦对了，立刻闭嘴。
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.(Anonymous)
婚姻是唯一的和敌人同床共眠的战争。
Marriage is Love, Love is blind, therefore, Marriage is an institution for the Blind (Anonymous)
婚姻是因为爱情，爱情是盲目的。所以，婚姻是为瞎子所设的会所。
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." (Anonymous)
一个男人骄傲地说：”我老婆是天使“。另一个男人羡慕地说：“你真走运，我的那个还活着。”
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. (Henry Youngman)
有人问我和我老婆婚姻长久的秘诀：我们俩口子很会享受生活，每周两次去餐厅吃饭。烛光、晚餐、轻音乐、跳舞。她周二去一次，我周五去一次。
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
我和我老婆幸福地生活了20年。然后...我们就相遇了。
Marriage isn't a word…… it's a sentence. (King Vidor)
婚姻不是一个词语... ...它是一个判决(句子)。[译者注：双关语]
Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of "Ring" - engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring.
婚姻需要男人购买4种“ring”(戒指) ——订婚ring，结婚ring， suffe-ring (苦难)和endu-ring(忍耐)
Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. And in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
婚姻生活充满了兴奋和沮丧。第一年，男人说话女人在听，第二年，女人说话男人在听，第三年，两人同时说话，邻居们在听。
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
爱情是一场长长甜甜的梦，婚姻就是闹钟。
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand and before marriage. It is love. After marriage is self-defense.
他们说：在婚前，男人紧握女人的手，那是爱；如果是婚后，那是自卫。
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
当新婚男人看上去很幸福，我们知道是为什么。但结婚十年的男人看上去很幸福，我们想知道是为什么。
We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities. (Jacques Maritain)
我们爱的不是优点，我们爱的是人，有时是因为他们的缺陷，附带着他们的优点。
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. (Rita Rudner)
我认为穿过耳洞的男人对结婚准备得更为充分。他们已经经历了痛苦，而且购买了珠宝。
It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.
这并非罕见：稍微相识一些就可能结婚，但夫妇还真得互相了解才会离婚。
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. (Arthur Schopenhauer)
结婚就是将你的权利减半，将你的职责加倍。
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. (Goethe)
爱情是理想的事情，婚姻是现实的事情。
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. (Don Fraser)
一个幸福的家庭是这样的：双方都认为对方有可能是对的，尽管双方都不相信对方是对的。
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. (Mignon McLaughlin)
一个成功的婚姻需要恋爱很多次，而且始终是与同一个人恋爱。
you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
不管怎么说还是结婚吧，娶到好老婆，你会幸福；娶到坏女人，你将会成为哲学家。
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the
same thing. (Duane Dewel)
任何已婚男人都应该忘记自己犯下的错误——没必要两个人都记得同一件事情吧。
A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs
only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)
光棍汉必须得绞尽脑汁才能和女人做爱，已婚男只需想出一个借口。
What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)
我怎么知道做爱是咋回事儿？我是已婚男子。
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and
second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)
撒谎是男孩的错误，情人的艺术，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to
drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)
结婚的男人是不会真正幸福的，如果他结婚后喝的威士忌不得不比单身时常喝的威士忌差的话。
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are
disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)
男人结婚，因为他们已经疲倦了；女人结婚，因为她们感到好奇了，结果两人都大失所望。
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
女人嫁给男人，希望他们会所有改变。男人娶个女人，希望她们会永远不变。所以双方必然会失望的。
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married
men. (Oscar Wilde)
如今，所有的已婚男人过得像一个单身汉，而所有的单身汉过得像已婚男人。
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the
woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)
一个娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一个嫁给男人想改造他的女人都沦为同一个谬误的牺牲品。
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)
我可不担心什么恐怖主义，我都结婚两年了，。
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face
each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)
结婚之后，老公和老婆就成为一枚硬币的两面；他们就是没法面对自己的另一半，却仍然待在一起。
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)
性感不久就会逐渐消失，美色也会随之枯谢，但嫁给一个能让你每天开怀大笑的男人，啊，这才真正是令人满意的结果。
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)
有一种比电子银行还要快的转帐方式。它叫做婚姻. [译者注：结婚离婚都可]
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)
我在两个老婆身上的运气都很差。前面的那个扔下了我。现在的这个我扔不掉。
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle)
一个好妻子总会在她错了的时候原谅她的丈夫。
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)
婚姻是这样一所学校：男人会失去学士学位/单身汉的地位，而女人会获得硕士学位/征服者的地位。[译者注：双关语]
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means. (Henry Youngman)
晚上你回到家里，有一个女人会给你一眼爱情，一手温情，一怀柔情。你知道这意味着什么吗？这意味着你走错房子了，就是这个意思。
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. (Nash)
保持婚姻幸福的两大秘密是： 1. 一旦错了，立刻承认；2. 一旦对了，立刻闭嘴。
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.(Anonymous)
婚姻是唯一的和敌人同床共眠的战争。
Marriage is Love, Love is blind, therefore, Marriage is an institution for the Blind (Anonymous)
婚姻是因为爱情，爱情是盲目的。所以，婚姻是为瞎子所设的会所。
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." (Anonymous)
一个男人骄傲地说：”我老婆是天使“。另一个男人羡慕地说：“你真走运，我的那个还活着。”
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. (Henry Youngman)
有人问我和我老婆婚姻长久的秘诀：我们俩口子很会享受生活，每周两次去餐厅吃饭。烛光、晚餐、轻音乐、跳舞。她周二去一次，我周五去一次。
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
我和我老婆幸福地生活了20年。然后...我们就相遇了。
Marriage isn't a word…… it's a sentence. (King Vidor)
婚姻不是一个词语... ...它是一个判决(句子)。[译者注：双关语]
Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of "Ring" - engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring.
婚姻需要男人购买4种“ring”(戒指) ——订婚ring，结婚ring， suffe-ring (苦难)和endu-ring(忍耐)
Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. And in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
婚姻生活充满了兴奋和沮丧。第一年，男人说话女人在听，第二年，女人说话男人在听，第三年，两人同时说话，邻居们在听。
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
爱情是一场长长甜甜的梦，婚姻就是闹钟。
They say that when a man holds a woman's hand and before marriage. It is love. After marriage is self-defense.
他们说：在婚前，男人紧握女人的手，那是爱；如果是婚后，那是自卫。
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
当新婚男人看上去很幸福，我们知道是为什么。但结婚十年的男人看上去很幸福，我们想知道是为什么。
We don't love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities. (Jacques Maritain)
我们爱的不是优点，我们爱的是人，有时是因为他们的缺陷，附带着他们的优点。
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. (Rita Rudner)
我认为穿过耳洞的男人对结婚准备得更为充分。他们已经经历了痛苦，而且购买了珠宝。
It is not uncommon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.
这并非罕见：稍微相识一些就可能结婚，但夫妇还真得互相了解才会离婚。
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. (Arthur Schopenhauer)
结婚就是将你的权利减半，将你的职责加倍。
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. (Goethe)
爱情是理想的事情，婚姻是现实的事情。
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. (Don Fraser)
一个幸福的家庭是这样的：双方都认为对方有可能是对的，尽管双方都不相信对方是对的。
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. (Mignon McLaughlin)
一个成功的婚姻需要恋爱很多次，而且始终是与同一个人恋爱。
