7.5 how i meet your mother 经典对白
1、That's the funny thing about destiny. It happens whether you plan it or not. I mean I never thought I'd see that girl again. But it turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was formal. 这就是命运最耐人寻味的地方，无论你是否有意得想去做什么。我是指，我从来没想过我还可以见到这个女人。但原来，我只是离拼图太近了而没有看到整副画的全貌。
2、And that was when I realized why I hung out with
HIMYM
barney. I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story.
我终于知道为什么我会和巴尼玩在一起了，我去的地方从来都不是原先讲好的地方，但我总能从中获得不同寻常的经历。
3、Kids, every story in a man's life is like a dot in an impressionist painting...
孩子们，在男人一生中发生的每件事都像是印象派画家画中的一个小黑点一样。
4、Kids when you are single, all you're looking for is happily ever after. But only one of your stories can end that way the rest ended with somebody get hurt.
孩子们，当你们单身的时候，你们以为感情的结局就是王子公主永远过上幸福快乐的生活。但在你所有的感情经历中，只会有一个是以这种方式结尾，其它都以至少有一个人受伤而告终。
5、--How do you sit out here all night on the roof in the cold, and still have faith your pumpkin's goanna show up?
-- look, I know that odds are, the love of my life isn't goanna magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume 2:43 in the morning, but this seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait.
——为什么你能整晚坐在这个满是冷风的天台，却仍然坚信你的南瓜小姐会出现？
——我知道我的胜算很小。我生命中的另一半不会神奇地在凌晨2：43分穿着南瓜服走进这扇门。我只是觉得这是个不错的地方你可以坐下来 ...等待。
6、Life is full of changes. One day you have an apartment, the next day it's a house of dumplings.
But the important stuff doesn't change.
生活充满了变数。前一天你还有一间公寓，第二天你发现它就变成了饺子馆。
但那些我们珍视的东西都不会改变。
7、Lemon Law 柠檬法则之约会篇（亦适用于相亲）
From the moment the date begins, you have five minutes to decide whether you're going to commit to an entire evening. And if you don't, it's no hard feelings. Just "good night. Thanks for playing. See you never."
约会开始后。你可以用五分钟时间来决定你是否要把整个晚上都花在这个人身上。如果你的答案是否，你对他没有什么感觉，只要说“晚安，谢谢参与，再也不见”
8、That's just how life works sometimes. You turn off your brain for a night, and all your left with the next day is a bad hangover, a sprained ankle, and a pineapple. Oh, we never found out where that pineapple came from, but it was delicious.
有时候生活就是这样。你只是放纵大脑一个晚上，第二天早上伴随而来的就是强烈的宿醉，扭伤的脚踝还有一个菠萝。没有人知道这个菠萝是哪来的，不过吃起来还挺甜。
9、Kids, the thing about new year's eve is that it sucks. Sure, it looks great on TV, but in reality, it's always just a big letdown.
孩子们，新年前夜总是糟透了。当然啦，在电视里它看起来还不错，但在现实生活中，它总是让人大失所望。
10、You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story. don't. Not every night has a happy ending. But all of it's important. All of it was leading somewhere.
故事听到这儿，你们可能会为你们老爸觉得遗憾。别！并不是所有的晚上都是个愉快的结尾，但最重要的是，未来从过去延伸开去。
11、when you're single, and your friends start to get married, every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation: "Will you be bringing a guest, or will you be attending alone?" What it's really asking is, "where do you see yourself in three months?"Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?" I always checked that I was bringing a guest. I was an optimist.
你还单身的时候，你周围的朋友开始步入婚姻的殿堂。每个婚礼邀请贴都会引发让人心酸的自我估价：您是独自赴约还是偕伴前来？而它实际在问的是：你估计你未来三个月会有什么进展？是坐在女朋友的边上，还是准备泡上一个伴娘？我总是把偕伴那栏勾起来。我可是个乐观的人。
12、You know why? Because deep down, you didn't want to show up at this thing with a date. See, for all your big talk about being ready for a relationship, deep down, you're single. It's your default setting.
你知道为什么吗？因为在你内心深处，你并不想在婚礼上偕伴出现。明白吗？你虽然口口声声发表着恋爱宣言，但是在你内心深处，你认定自己是单身的。那是你的默认设置。
13、By the way, I almost forgot. We found this. I didn't check "plus one."You were right. I'm single. Maybe that's just who I am. And you know what? I like being single. Being single's the best. stay out as late as you want. Answer to no one. The whole world full of endless possibilities.
顺带说一下，我都快忘了。我们找到了那张请贴。我没有勾上“偕伴”那栏。你是对的。我之所以单身，也许是因为我就是这样的人。知道吗？我喜欢当个单身汉。单身再好不过了，你可以在外面想呆多晚呆多晚，不用跟人报备。整个世界对你来说充满了无限的可能。
14、Kids, your grandma always used to say to me, "Nothing good happens after 2:00 A.M.," and she was right. When 2:00 A.M. rolls around, just go home and go to sleep.
孩子们，你们的奶奶总是教育我，临晨两点之后不会发生什么好事情。她说得对，临晨两点一到，就该乖乖回家，躺到床上去睡觉。
15、We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends. But those scare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming.
我们费尽心机想要守住的一些生活的小秘密，甚至是对最好的朋友。但在那个奇妙的时刻，当我们揭开各自的秘密，才惊异的发现它们其实是那么微不足道。
16、Kids, life is a dark road. You never really know what's up ahead.
Katy Perry
孩子们，人生就象一条黑暗的道路。你永远也不会知道前方会发生什么。
17、The universe clearly does not want you and robin to be together. Don't piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.
很明显宇宙根本就不想让你跟罗宾在一起。别跟宇宙过不去，否则就等着挨它呼过来的巴掌吧。
18、And that's how robin and I ended up together. Turns out,all I had to do was make it rain. as i rode home this morning, the city looks the same ，the people looks the same it all looks the same，but it wasn't，in just one night, everything it changed
最后我和罗宾又在一起了，原来我要做的就是让宇宙下雨。我早上回家时，这个城市看起来跟往常一样，人们看起来一样，一切都看起来没有变化，但是并非如此，一夜之间，一切都改变了。
19、Here's the thing about mistakes. Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, you got to make it anyway."Sweet damn! that's a hot plate!" "Hey! is this milk any good?" ,even it is this kind of stupid mistake!
错误就是这么一回事。有时，即使你知道是个错误，你还是要犯。“见鬼，这盘子真是烫！”“这牛奶坏了没？”即使这是非常非常愚蠢的错误。
20、Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments. And they make life worth living， but here's the problem: Moments pass, and lurking just around the corner from those moments is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.
孩子们，生活中总有许多重要的浪漫时刻。它们让生活显得更有意义。但是有个问题：浪漫的时刻转瞬即逝，而从浪漫中衍申出来潜伏在角落的是残酷的，不修边幅的混蛋，它的名字叫——现实。
21、"New is always better"巴尼悖论：“旧不如新”
New is always better ，because it s my oldest rule.
旧不如新，因为它是我最古老的一条法则。
22、The platum rule: never ever ever ever love your neighbor.
It’s a story older than time, my friend, and it always plays out in the same 8 steps:
1.Attraction
2.Bargaining
3.Submission
4.Perks
5.The tipping point
6.Purgatory
7. Confrontation
8.Fallout
铂金箴言：“永远，永远，永远不要爱你的邻舍”。
那是很久很久以前的事情了，我的朋友，而每次都是筋疲力尽的八步曲：
一、吸引；
二、狡辩；
三、屈服；
四、特权；
五、转折；
六、受罪；
七、对峙；
八、后遗症。
23、But I don't know, looking back on the platinum rule, I think there's a ninth step, we'll call it "Coexistence". It's the moment you realize that all that anger and resentment just isn't useful, and you start to let go of it, and move on with your life. It just takes a while.
但我也不明白，回头审视铂金箴言，我觉得还应该有第九步，我们叫它：“和谐共存”。在你意识到所有愤怒和怨恨都没有意义的那一刻，你开始放下心结，继续你的生活。只是需要些时间。
24、I think for the most part of your life, if you’re really honest to yourself about what you want out of your life , life gives it to you.
如果你对自己的人生想要什么诚实面对的话，你真的能够获得。
25、here is the funny part, it's unforgettable that superbowl was, but here is 23 years later, and i don't remember who won, and i don'e remember who played, but i do remember that we drank beer, we ate wings, and we watched superbawl together. Because sometimes, even if you know how something is gonna an end, it doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.
有趣的是，那场球赛确实很难忘，但是我并不记得谁赢了比赛，我甚至都不记得比赛双方，但是我记得我们一起喝酒，吃鸡翅，一起看超级碗。因为有时候，就算你知道了结果，但是那并不妨碍你享受这个过程。
26、but...that's life. u know? you never is you thought you wanted to be. i'm not helping the environment, Ted is not a philosophyer, Lily is not a world famous artist, Barney never drives more than 10 miles an hour, Robin, i'm sure, she's also experiencing disappointments in her life, maybe? and my Fiero is not the Fiero with 2 thousand miles, it's okay.u know? they're old dreams, we're gonna a new car, and we'll fill up that one with new memories. That would be the car we have our first marrige, our own first house, maybe the first car our four kids remember.
但是…这就是生活不是么？你永远不能像你想象的一样生活。我没有在做拯救环境的工作，Ted不是个哲学家，lily不是世界闻名的艺术家，Barney从来没开过10公里每小时以上的车，我相信Robin一样在经历生活中的不如意，对吗？我的Fiero并不是那个开了两万公里的Fiero，这都没什么。知道为什么么？他们都是过去的梦。我们要有一辆新车，然后我们会用新的回忆去填满它。这会是那个见证了我们婚姻的车，见证我们的家，我们四个孩子最先记住的车。
27、You see, when someone's bad habits are pointed out to you, it's hard to igonre them. but if you love them enough, those bad habits are easy to forgive.
看，当别人的坏习惯被指出来之后，你很难做到去忽视它。但是如果你真的很爱他们，坏习惯真的很容易的去原谅。
2、And that was when I realized why I hung out with
HIMYM
barney. I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story.
我终于知道为什么我会和巴尼玩在一起了，我去的地方从来都不是原先讲好的地方，但我总能从中获得不同寻常的经历。
3、Kids, every story in a man's life is like a dot in an impressionist painting...
孩子们，在男人一生中发生的每件事都像是印象派画家画中的一个小黑点一样。
4、Kids when you are single, all you're looking for is happily ever after. But only one of your stories can end that way the rest ended with somebody get hurt.
孩子们，当你们单身的时候，你们以为感情的结局就是王子公主永远过上幸福快乐的生活。但在你所有的感情经历中，只会有一个是以这种方式结尾，其它都以至少有一个人受伤而告终。
5、--How do you sit out here all night on the roof in the cold, and still have faith your pumpkin's goanna show up?
-- look, I know that odds are, the love of my life isn't goanna magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume 2:43 in the morning, but this seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait.
——为什么你能整晚坐在这个满是冷风的天台，却仍然坚信你的南瓜小姐会出现？
——我知道我的胜算很小。我生命中的另一半不会神奇地在凌晨2：43分穿着南瓜服走进这扇门。我只是觉得这是个不错的地方你可以坐下来 ...等待。
6、Life is full of changes. One day you have an apartment, the next day it's a house of dumplings.
But the important stuff doesn't change.
生活充满了变数。前一天你还有一间公寓，第二天你发现它就变成了饺子馆。
但那些我们珍视的东西都不会改变。
7、Lemon Law 柠檬法则之约会篇（亦适用于相亲）
From the moment the date begins, you have five minutes to decide whether you're going to commit to an entire evening. And if you don't, it's no hard feelings. Just "good night. Thanks for playing. See you never."
约会开始后。你可以用五分钟时间来决定你是否要把整个晚上都花在这个人身上。如果你的答案是否，你对他没有什么感觉，只要说“晚安，谢谢参与，再也不见”
8、That's just how life works sometimes. You turn off your brain for a night, and all your left with the next day is a bad hangover, a sprained ankle, and a pineapple. Oh, we never found out where that pineapple came from, but it was delicious.
有时候生活就是这样。你只是放纵大脑一个晚上，第二天早上伴随而来的就是强烈的宿醉，扭伤的脚踝还有一个菠萝。没有人知道这个菠萝是哪来的，不过吃起来还挺甜。
9、Kids, the thing about new year's eve is that it sucks. Sure, it looks great on TV, but in reality, it's always just a big letdown.
孩子们，新年前夜总是糟透了。当然啦，在电视里它看起来还不错，但在现实生活中，它总是让人大失所望。
10、You probably want to feel bad for your old man at this point in the story. don't. Not every night has a happy ending. But all of it's important. All of it was leading somewhere.
故事听到这儿，你们可能会为你们老爸觉得遗憾。别！并不是所有的晚上都是个愉快的结尾，但最重要的是，未来从过去延伸开去。
11、when you're single, and your friends start to get married, every wedding invitation presents a strange moment of self-evaluation: "Will you be bringing a guest, or will you be attending alone?" What it's really asking is, "where do you see yourself in three months?"Sitting next to your girlfriend, or hitting on a bridesmaid?" I always checked that I was bringing a guest. I was an optimist.
你还单身的时候，你周围的朋友开始步入婚姻的殿堂。每个婚礼邀请贴都会引发让人心酸的自我估价：您是独自赴约还是偕伴前来？而它实际在问的是：你估计你未来三个月会有什么进展？是坐在女朋友的边上，还是准备泡上一个伴娘？我总是把偕伴那栏勾起来。我可是个乐观的人。
12、You know why? Because deep down, you didn't want to show up at this thing with a date. See, for all your big talk about being ready for a relationship, deep down, you're single. It's your default setting.
你知道为什么吗？因为在你内心深处，你并不想在婚礼上偕伴出现。明白吗？你虽然口口声声发表着恋爱宣言，但是在你内心深处，你认定自己是单身的。那是你的默认设置。
13、By the way, I almost forgot. We found this. I didn't check "plus one."You were right. I'm single. Maybe that's just who I am. And you know what? I like being single. Being single's the best. stay out as late as you want. Answer to no one. The whole world full of endless possibilities.
顺带说一下，我都快忘了。我们找到了那张请贴。我没有勾上“偕伴”那栏。你是对的。我之所以单身，也许是因为我就是这样的人。知道吗？我喜欢当个单身汉。单身再好不过了，你可以在外面想呆多晚呆多晚，不用跟人报备。整个世界对你来说充满了无限的可能。
14、Kids, your grandma always used to say to me, "Nothing good happens after 2:00 A.M.," and she was right. When 2:00 A.M. rolls around, just go home and go to sleep.
孩子们，你们的奶奶总是教育我，临晨两点之后不会发生什么好事情。她说得对，临晨两点一到，就该乖乖回家，躺到床上去睡觉。
15、We spend so much effort trying to keep parts of our lives hidden, even from our closest friends. But those scare times when we do open up, it's amazing how minor those secrets all end up seeming.
我们费尽心机想要守住的一些生活的小秘密，甚至是对最好的朋友。但在那个奇妙的时刻，当我们揭开各自的秘密，才惊异的发现它们其实是那么微不足道。
16、Kids, life is a dark road. You never really know what's up ahead.
Katy Perry
孩子们，人生就象一条黑暗的道路。你永远也不会知道前方会发生什么。
17、The universe clearly does not want you and robin to be together. Don't piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.
很明显宇宙根本就不想让你跟罗宾在一起。别跟宇宙过不去，否则就等着挨它呼过来的巴掌吧。
18、And that's how robin and I ended up together. Turns out,all I had to do was make it rain. as i rode home this morning, the city looks the same ，the people looks the same it all looks the same，but it wasn't，in just one night, everything it changed
最后我和罗宾又在一起了，原来我要做的就是让宇宙下雨。我早上回家时，这个城市看起来跟往常一样，人们看起来一样，一切都看起来没有变化，但是并非如此，一夜之间，一切都改变了。
19、Here's the thing about mistakes. Sometimes, even when you know something's a mistake, you got to make it anyway."Sweet damn! that's a hot plate!" "Hey! is this milk any good?" ,even it is this kind of stupid mistake!
错误就是这么一回事。有时，即使你知道是个错误，你还是要犯。“见鬼，这盘子真是烫！”“这牛奶坏了没？”即使这是非常非常愚蠢的错误。
20、Kids, in life there are a lot of big romantic moments. And they make life worth living， but here's the problem: Moments pass, and lurking just around the corner from those moments is a cruel, unshaven bastard named reality.
孩子们，生活中总有许多重要的浪漫时刻。它们让生活显得更有意义。但是有个问题：浪漫的时刻转瞬即逝，而从浪漫中衍申出来潜伏在角落的是残酷的，不修边幅的混蛋，它的名字叫——现实。
21、"New is always better"巴尼悖论：“旧不如新”
New is always better ，because it s my oldest rule.
旧不如新，因为它是我最古老的一条法则。
22、The platum rule: never ever ever ever love your neighbor.
It’s a story older than time, my friend, and it always plays out in the same 8 steps:
1.Attraction
2.Bargaining
3.Submission
4.Perks
5.The tipping point
6.Purgatory
7. Confrontation
8.Fallout
铂金箴言：“永远，永远，永远不要爱你的邻舍”。
那是很久很久以前的事情了，我的朋友，而每次都是筋疲力尽的八步曲：
一、吸引；
二、狡辩；
三、屈服；
四、特权；
五、转折；
六、受罪；
七、对峙；
八、后遗症。
23、But I don't know, looking back on the platinum rule, I think there's a ninth step, we'll call it "Coexistence". It's the moment you realize that all that anger and resentment just isn't useful, and you start to let go of it, and move on with your life. It just takes a while.
但我也不明白，回头审视铂金箴言，我觉得还应该有第九步，我们叫它：“和谐共存”。在你意识到所有愤怒和怨恨都没有意义的那一刻，你开始放下心结，继续你的生活。只是需要些时间。
24、I think for the most part of your life, if you’re really honest to yourself about what you want out of your life , life gives it to you.
如果你对自己的人生想要什么诚实面对的话，你真的能够获得。
25、here is the funny part, it's unforgettable that superbowl was, but here is 23 years later, and i don't remember who won, and i don'e remember who played, but i do remember that we drank beer, we ate wings, and we watched superbawl together. Because sometimes, even if you know how something is gonna an end, it doesn't mean you can't enjoy the ride.
有趣的是，那场球赛确实很难忘，但是我并不记得谁赢了比赛，我甚至都不记得比赛双方，但是我记得我们一起喝酒，吃鸡翅，一起看超级碗。因为有时候，就算你知道了结果，但是那并不妨碍你享受这个过程。
26、but...that's life. u know? you never is you thought you wanted to be. i'm not helping the environment, Ted is not a philosophyer, Lily is not a world famous artist, Barney never drives more than 10 miles an hour, Robin, i'm sure, she's also experiencing disappointments in her life, maybe? and my Fiero is not the Fiero with 2 thousand miles, it's okay.u know? they're old dreams, we're gonna a new car, and we'll fill up that one with new memories. That would be the car we have our first marrige, our own first house, maybe the first car our four kids remember.
但是…这就是生活不是么？你永远不能像你想象的一样生活。我没有在做拯救环境的工作，Ted不是个哲学家，lily不是世界闻名的艺术家，Barney从来没开过10公里每小时以上的车，我相信Robin一样在经历生活中的不如意，对吗？我的Fiero并不是那个开了两万公里的Fiero，这都没什么。知道为什么么？他们都是过去的梦。我们要有一辆新车，然后我们会用新的回忆去填满它。这会是那个见证了我们婚姻的车，见证我们的家，我们四个孩子最先记住的车。
27、You see, when someone's bad habits are pointed out to you, it's hard to igonre them. but if you love them enough, those bad habits are easy to forgive.
看，当别人的坏习惯被指出来之后，你很难做到去忽视它。但是如果你真的很爱他们，坏习惯真的很容易的去原谅。
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