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203 the freak show 各种怪人 大家遭遇各种怪人： 受虐狂 ； 并非真正热爱动物的纪录片导演 ； 两幅面孔的人；喜欢为女伴服务但是无法发展正常关系的人；偷盗癖；米兰达遇到不想离开纽约的人，对方以为养猫的人都是怪物； 卡莉以为自己遇见的一定是怪人，而疯狂地找他奇怪的地方，反被对方认为是怪人。 萨曼莎的整容之路，最终以“小丑”告终。 Manhattan, for millions of our fore-fathers(1), the gateway to hope......opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams.先辈 Today, that hope is still alive. It's called The First Date. On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan.....resembles its own little Ellis Island. Hordes of single women crowded into a hot, cramped(2) space......hoping to make it to their final destination: the state of matrimony(3).狭窄的；(4)婚姻 Or at least to get a hot meal in transit(5).在途中 Samantha didn't believe in The First Date. But she did believe in sex after it. I think you missed a drop. Harrison was a very successful litigator(6)......who took steam baths(7) with Ron Perlman......and owned an apartment on the 39th floor of Museum Tower. (6)诉讼律师；(7)蒸气浴； An excellent first date pedigree(8).血统，家族 After dinner, Harrison invited Samantha up to see his view. I think you should know my specialty is sexual harassment(9).骚扰 Really. So is mine. This is a classic case: a classic case of entrapment. Beautiful woman, mind-altering wine.. I could claim temporary insanity. I do have a prior record of driving men a little crazy. You fit the profile. Most sexual harassment cases are brought by older women. I'm sorry? No offense, but what are you: 40, 41? Samantha had celebrated her 35th birthday.....for as long as we could re-member. I'm just gonna freshen up(10).梳洗一番 I think you're pretty fresh already. Hey, sexy, I'm over here. There, next to his Brooks Brothers suits......was the world's smallest cedar(11) lined den(12) of inequity(13).雪松；巢；不公平 Slap me. You've got to be kidding. C'mon. Slap me hard. Apparently the view left a little to be desired. The next night, Samantha invited us to a party she was throwing......for the new coffee table book du jour(14).热门的 The book was awful, but the hors d'oeuvres(15) were fabulous.开胃菜（法语） Give him credit. Takes a Lot of work to get rigged up(16) Like that.装配，草草做成 Most of my first dates don't even open the cab(17) door.出租车 What if he's still there? The super(18) would find him eventuality.管理员 You see, this is why I don't date. The men out there are freaks. That's completely unfair. If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian(19). They're being weeded out(20) from propagating(21) the species.达尔文主义者；清除；繁殖 What about us? We're just choosey. I'm getting more shrimp. You know what the worst part of the date was? Harrison actuality thought I was 40. Really? Really. Do you think I look 40? If Samantha's past four birthdays taught me anything......it was that there is only one answer to this ques-tion. You don't look a day over 35. This is a great party. I just met the most amazing guy, Mitchell Saylor. When Charlotte really liked a guy, she said his whole name. It helped her to imagine their future monogrammed(22) towels(23).夫妻双方名字的首字母组成图案的毛巾 Mitch Saylor? Yeah, do you know him? Honey, I know of him. The guy's got good word of mouth. My God, right over there. That's him. Unlike Miranda, I wasn't ready to ac-cept that all single men were freaks. I was so optimistic, I had actually a-greed to go on my first blind date in two years. P.J. was a very successful Independent movie producer. His documentary on endangered seagulls(24) had just aired to excellent reviews on PBS(25).海鸥；美国广播公司 public broadcasting serria So, documentary films. That must be fun. Let's be realistic. I'm only doing this docu bullshit to earn a rep(26).名声 Ultimately, I want to parlay into(27) the ac-tion movie arena to make money.充分利用 I'm not afraid to say it. I Love money. I'd sell toilet Bowls(28) if it'd make me a millionaire. 抽水马桶 What about the seagulls? Fuck the seagulls. Step right up(29), folks.走近 Two vodkas and a $12 pasta(30) buys your admission to see......The Man With No Soul.意大利面 Observe if you dare, this chilling(31) sight.寒冷的，令人寒心的 Bachelor Number Two seemed promising. Just so you know, I can't see a movie without popcorn. I'm a Junior Mints(32) kind of guy.薄荷糖组合 This relationship is probably doomed(33).命中注定的 You want to 1ean a little closer? Maybe hear our entire conversation? Why don't you and your fucking girl-friend just sit on our Laps at the movie? Then you won't miss a fucking word, dick! Ladies and gentlemen, stand far away from....The Man With Two Faces. They say the third time's the charm(34). 事不过三，相信第三次会好一些 Max was a broker who made $2 million on bonds(35) last year.债券 We had a great dinner in Little Italy. Not only did Max have $2 million......he also appeared to have a lending li-brary in his pants. Parents, please keep the kiddies away from the cage of......The Man Who Steals Cheap Used Books for No Rea-son. Okay, now I was afraid. Apparently the men in the dating world had devolved since the last time I visited. Maybe Miranda was right. They never should've outlawed freak shows......because at least then the freaks were rounded up in one place.集中 Now they're out there among us, roaming free(36). Is it true?自由漫步 Are all men freaks? Apparently Charlotte's week went a little better than mine. On Monday night, she was finally ready to let Mitch under her sheets......way under. Sorry. It tickles(37).发痒 Just relax. Relax. That night Charlotte came harder than she ever had before. That is, until Tuesday. Yes! Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. God! Friday. God! Friday. That night, Charlotte saw God seven times. For a lapsed Episcopalian(38), it was a very Good Friday.失效的；圣公会教徒 If Mitch was a freak, Charlotte was ready to run away and join the circus(39).马戏团 Meanwhile, all I wanted to do was run away. Rough night? Bad date. Been there. He was a kleptomaniac(40).盗窃癖 Last month, I went out with a woman who slept with her shoes on. Hi, Carrie. Ben. I was instantly attracted. But I was pretty sure I could feel webs between his fingers. So when did you guys all become freaks? Us? No. The Shoe Woman seemed totally normal. Then a month in, I discover she's a freak. They hide it really well. That's why I don't date anymore. Women are bizarre(41).匪夷所思的 Thank you. Sometimes in a good way. I once saw the world's fattest twins at a state fair(42). They were both married.博览会 Their wives were very skinny. Maybe it was an optical illusion(43).视错觉 Maybe. Would you have dinner with me? I thought you didn't date. I don't. It Would be a non-date. A non-date. Maybe. Is that a yes? Let's call it a non-no. And it was then that the most freaky thing happened. There in the middle of Manhattan......two complete strangers gave out their unlisted phone numbers. Meanwhile, Samantha was about to have her own chance encounter. Samantha? Monica. Look at you. You look amazing. Don't I? It's the work. I had the fat from my ass injected(44) into my face. Look, like a baby's bottom.注射 Unbelievable. Isn't it? Fat from my own ass. The best part is, you get to eat Like a pig before, fatten up your ass......and then a week Later it's in your face. Gotta go, bye. An hour later, Samantha had her first Big Mac......and an appointment with the most expensive plastic surgeon on Upper Fifth. Meanwhile, I had my own ass to be obsessed with(45) and it belonged to Ben...着迷 ...an editor at a hip political magazine(46),嘻哈政治 who made me laugh. This is me. Then I guess this is goodnight. Normally I'd try to get upstairs, but since this is a non-date.... So no kiss. Maybe a non-kiss. There was nothing ''non'' about it. A week and three non-dates later......Samantha summoned us to make an announcement. You've got to be kidding. It's sitting in a fat repository(47) in Queens as we speak.仓库 And in three days, it will be in my face and I will look fabulous. I can't believe it. We keep hiding the fat in our ass and you're putting it right on your face? I just have to wear this girdle(48) for a week to keep my skin tight.紧身衣 Look at that. That's a girdle with a hole. Of course it has a hole. It's for peeing, etcetera(49).附加物 Etcetera? Last night I slept with a Calvin Klein model. I've never felt sexier. I think the fat's already gone to your head. Could you put your skirt down? Whatever happened to aging gracefully(50)?优雅的，温文的 It got old. I got to go. I'm meeting Mitch at my apartment. So how is he? He is amazing. He makes me happy. I think we have a chance at a future together. You and Mr. Pussy. His name is Mitchell. Hang on, honey. You don't fall in Love with Mr. Pussy. You enjoy him and then set him free. To Samantha, Charlotte had commit-ted the ultimate sin. She was Be-girting(51) Mr. Pussy.束缚 He's a freak! Aside from technique, what do you know about him? Do you talk? Do you even fuck? Stop it. Sweetie, Miranda has a point. Have you guys had dinner together? Have you seen a play, anything? No, but we could. You know what? You've fallen into the sex haze(52).雾霾 Where the sex is really great and you start acting like a crazy person. You imagine the relationship is some-thing it's not. Charlotte's not having a relationship, she's having multiple orgasms. He makes me happy. Hoping to prove Miranda wrong......I had convinced her to come out on a double non-date......with Ben's friend, Luke. Things were actually going remarkably well. Favorite ice cream? Strawberry. I see, you're boring. I like to see it as traditional. Traditional? Traditional can be good. Nothing makes you feel like more of a non-couple......than creating another non-couple. Unfortunately, our smugness(53) was a little premature(54). 妆模作样；不成熟的 What are you doing this weekend? Big plans. I'm gonna go see my granddad in Connecticut. Connecticut? What's wrong with Connecticut? I hate the country. I haven't Left Manhattan in 10 years. And you're proud of that? Everything you want is right here. Culture, food, the Park, cabs at 3:00 a.m. Why Leave? Perhaps to experience a world outside Manhattan. There is no world outside Manhattan. I'd unwittingly(55) set Miranda up on a date With Manhattan Guy.不知不觉地 A genetically mutant(56) strain(57) of single men that fed(58) on Zabar's(59)......and mid-night shows at the Angelica.突变体；以某物为食；纽约扎巴市场 No, thanks. I like the city. I also happen to like the country. This does not make me a freak. You're obviously not from here. I have to go feed my cat. Miranda had invoked our code phrase(60).暗号 Honed(61) over years of bad parties,磨练 awful dates and unending phone calls. Unfortunately, I wasn't ready to accept defeat. I thought you already fed your cat. I have to feed it again. Cat people are freaks. Where are you going? Home. The man has not Left Manhattan in a decade. He's obviously a freak. And by the way, if Luke is a freak, Ben is bound to(62) be a freak, too.一定是 You can tell everything about a person by who their friends are. God, I hope not. That night, I couldn't get Miranda's freaky comment out of my head. Is there anything weird about you I should know......before this gets any more compromising? Now that you mention it, there is. It's adorable. It's a souvenir(63) from a drunken bachelor party a few years ago.纪念品 My friend's marriage didn't last, but Tweety Bird did. So what about you? You're probably perfect? No. Three stitches(64).针 I got into a fight with a third grade bully. You're scrappy(65).爱打架的 I like scrappy. And then The Amazing Tattooed Man made love to me. And it didn't feel weird at all. While Miranda was busy feeding her pussy......Charlotte was trying to do everything but. Did you ever go to summer camp? There, over the exotic(66) fruit plate......Charlotte tried to make a relationship happen.异国的，外来的 I Loved camp. I went to this place in Maine(67) called Minihaha(68).缅因州；地名 We used to play these big games of color war. I was always a Red. It was so much fun. And then they made us stop because they said that it glorified-warfare(69).美化战争 You're awfully quiet tonight. What are you thinking about? Charlotte realized Miranda was right. She had stayed too long at the fair. From that moment on, Charlotte couldn't be in the same room with a fly(70). Some people might call that a little odd. Meanwhile, Samantha was about to get her own special showing. Voila(71).中提琴 I Love it! What else can you do? To Samantha, surgery was like being at Barneys. Once you're in the door, you might as well shop. We can always lift a Little here. Take care of these Lines. Here....In five years we can augment(72) the breasts.增大 Pick them up a Little. In 10 years, tummy tuck(73).肚子 Lipo(74).脂肪 The hip and the thigh area. Doctor, you're needed on the phone. Knee Lift. Samantha felt like she had walked into a fun house. Only it wasn't particularly funny. I'm late for my soccer game. Stay here. I'll be back in two hours. It had happened. We had done it and now I really liked him. I was deep into the sex haze and completely freaked out. There had to be something sick and off about him. If the rest of the species had devolved, Ben would have to be a freak to survive. I had to find out what was wrong be-fore I wasted the next six months. It started innocently enough. I just wanted to see what the guy ate... ...listened to......dated. Then it took on a life of its own. Somewhere in this hip, Normal look-ing apartment......was the clue to Ben's inner freakiness. And I wasn't gonna rest until I found it There it was, taunting me. Ben's secret box of freakdom(74).古怪 Home of illicit(75) photos, love letters, maybe an old marriage license.非法 What the hell are you doing? I don't know. I can't explain it. I guess I was Looking for something. Something? Something freaky. It's my Cub Scout badge collection. I was gonna skip the game to be with you. I thought you were actually a normal one. I was. I'm gonna go. Good idea. That was the day I came face to face With my freak. The frightening woman whose fear ate her sanity(76).明智，心智 The truth is, it isn't just the men. It's all of us. Anyone who's single in Manhattan gets a little freaked out from time to time. But we keep trying, because you have to figure......if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us. Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us, understand us......and kiss our three heads and make it all better. And in the meantime, we always have Manhattan.