Modern Family
偶尔有那么几集ending时的废话会有点想要记录下来啊。。
[S1 E06]
But after seeing that T-shirt, I realized something. The first of school is tough on all my kids, especially the one I married.
Did I lose the race to make him feel better?
Maybe.
But it just seemed like he could use a win today.
We do strange things for the people we love.
We lie to them. We lie for them.
There may be some bumps along the way, but we never stop wanting the best for them.
That's what makes it such a tough job. Kind of the best job in the world.
[S1 E07]
We tell our kids it doesn't matter if you win or lose, but let's be honest.
Winning feels pretty great.
There's nothing like that golden moment in the sun.
I think every parent probably wants that for their child. And maybe a little bit for ourselves too.
Sometimes we push too hard.
And that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt.
So, how much is too much? Here's where I come out.
Guilt fades. Hardware is forever.
[S2 E18]
People can surprise you.
You get used to thinking of them one way, stuck in their roles.
They are what they are.
And then they do something that shows you there's all this depth and dimension that you never know existed.
[S4 E2]
PHIL’S-OSOPHY
Always look people in the eye, even if they are blind. Just say “I´m looking you in the eye”.
If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea.
You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it´s easy to do.
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.
Dance until your feet hurt, sing until your lungs hurt, act until you´re William Hurt.
Take a lesson from parakeets: if you are feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror.
Never be afraid to reach for the stars, because even if you fall, you´ll always be using a parent-chute.
Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
Older black ladies make the best ice tea.
Success is one percent inspiration, ninety eight perspiration and two percent attention to detail.
You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
Watch a sunrise at least once a day.
If you love something, set it free, unless it´s a tiger.
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like “Whaaaat?”
[S4 E12]
Phil "Give me the ticket for the car. I'm going after her.This little chicken game may work for your dad, but it doesn't work for me. That's my little girl. I need her to know that no guy on earth is good enough for her, let alone some slimy, middle-aged jeans salesman."
There's all kinds of milestones in life. The kind you expect to live through, the first kiss, birthdays, graduations. If you're lucky, a wedding or two. Or even a new addition to the family. Then there's a kind you never dreamed you'd get to live through again. And that's the best kind of all.
[S5 E16]
We all want people to think the best of us. So sometimes we cover things up to protect ourselves. But we don't have to be afraid. Because the truth is always a good thing. The truth sets us free, brings us closer.
[S1 E06]
But after seeing that T-shirt, I realized something. The first of school is tough on all my kids, especially the one I married.
Did I lose the race to make him feel better?
Maybe.
But it just seemed like he could use a win today.
We do strange things for the people we love.
We lie to them. We lie for them.
There may be some bumps along the way, but we never stop wanting the best for them.
That's what makes it such a tough job. Kind of the best job in the world.
[S1 E07]
We tell our kids it doesn't matter if you win or lose, but let's be honest.
Winning feels pretty great.
There's nothing like that golden moment in the sun.
I think every parent probably wants that for their child. And maybe a little bit for ourselves too.
Sometimes we push too hard.
And that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt.
So, how much is too much? Here's where I come out.
Guilt fades. Hardware is forever.
[S2 E18]
People can surprise you.
You get used to thinking of them one way, stuck in their roles.
They are what they are.
And then they do something that shows you there's all this depth and dimension that you never know existed.
[S4 E2]
PHIL’S-OSOPHY
Always look people in the eye, even if they are blind. Just say “I´m looking you in the eye”.
If you get pulled over for speeding, tell the police officer your spouse has diarrhea.
You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it´s easy to do.
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.
Dance until your feet hurt, sing until your lungs hurt, act until you´re William Hurt.
Take a lesson from parakeets: if you are feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror.
Never be afraid to reach for the stars, because even if you fall, you´ll always be using a parent-chute.
Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.
Older black ladies make the best ice tea.
Success is one percent inspiration, ninety eight perspiration and two percent attention to detail.
You can tell a lot about a person from his biography.
Watch a sunrise at least once a day.
If you love something, set it free, unless it´s a tiger.
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like “Whaaaat?”
[S4 E12]
Phil "Give me the ticket for the car. I'm going after her.This little chicken game may work for your dad, but it doesn't work for me. That's my little girl. I need her to know that no guy on earth is good enough for her, let alone some slimy, middle-aged jeans salesman."
There's all kinds of milestones in life. The kind you expect to live through, the first kiss, birthdays, graduations. If you're lucky, a wedding or two. Or even a new addition to the family. Then there's a kind you never dreamed you'd get to live through again. And that's the best kind of all.
[S5 E16]
We all want people to think the best of us. So sometimes we cover things up to protect ourselves. But we don't have to be afraid. Because the truth is always a good thing. The truth sets us free, brings us closer.
