欲望都市剧本详读（第四季第四集） 性与关系
404 What's Sex Got to Do With It?
卡莉：和Ray无法深入交流，分手
萨曼莎：宣布和Marie的关系，关系进展得很好
夏洛特：和Trey回到家，Trey再次求婚
米兰达：吃巧克力上瘾
New York City, no matter how well you think you know it...there's always some-where or someone new to discover.
I was on my second date with Ray King,who lived in Queens... but it felt like our second, third and fourth date... because we'd been to three jazz cIubs in one night.
I can't sing for shit, but damn, can I chop(1).切菜
And where does one learn this skill?
Jersey Shore.
Is that where you're from?
Listen. This lick(2) right here is why I wanted to play the bass. 一个乐曲名？
Man.
How about that?
Jesus, that's sweet.
Listen to that again.
How about that?
This might be a good time to tell you... I don't like jazz.
Why would you say something like that?
I don't know, you can't follow it... and there's no melody.
And it's just like.... It's all over the place.
Carrie, you gotta stop trying to make it be something else... and appreciate it for what it is.
Damn, I wish I had my bass.
Come here, you be the bass.
Don't I have to be in the musician's union or something?
You play all those instruments?
''Play'' is a little strong.
I learn a few notes, I get bored, I move on.
Listen to the bass.
The beauty of jazz... is that it can go any-where.
It can go from here... to here...to here....It was right about that time that I started to appre-ciate...a little type of music we call jazz.
So what did you do last night?
I listened to jazz.
What is so funny about jazz?
Okay, here it is.
Last night, with Ray...I had...the most in-tense orgasm of my entire life.
I did my laundry. Continue.
It doesn't make sense, I barely know him.
We've only been on two dates.
And yet you had sex with him.
Can everyone please let Carrie talk about the sex?
The mindblowing sex. Now...I realize that this next statement...makes me a bit of a freak, but...I usually have to be in love with someone...to have that kind of orgasm.
You might want to see someone about that.
What the hell is going on?
Maybe Ray is the one.
Your clitoris seems to think so.
It was probably just a fluke(3).侥幸成功
I'm going back tomorrow to find out.
I, on the other hand, am on strike.
What does that mean?
It means I'm not having any more sex.
That's not a strike, honey, that's a slump(4).消沉
No, it might have started as a slump, but I'm in control of it now.
I've made the conscious decision not to have sex until conditions improve.
How many people will be affected by this strike?
So far, just the one, but I'm optimistic.
The thing is, I can't go on any more bad dates.
I would rather be home alone than out with some guy...who sells socks on the lnternet.
I'm dating someone.
Someone I actually like.
Maria.
My Maria, from the gallery?
She's my Maria now, we're having a... rela-tionship.
Yes, ladies, I'm a lesbian.
Wait a second.
You're in a relationship?
Yes.
And she just walked in.
Please get those looks off your faces.
Hello.
You know Charlotte.
Sure.
And this is Carrie and Miranda.
Hi!
It's so nice to meet you.
I see you told them.
How does that work?
You go to bed,you wake up the next morn-ing... and you're a lesbian?
I forgot to tell you, I'm a fire hydrant(5).消防栓，水龙头 （开玩笑）
I'm a shoe.
I always wanted to be one, and now I am.
I don't think she's a lesbian, I think she just ran out of men.
Then you go on strike, you don't eat pussy.
Did you just say ''eat pussy''?
I did, but just for emphasis.
You know, the truly amazing thing is, I had the news tonight.
I had the most intense...''Mindblowing,'' I be-lieve was the word.
...orgasm of my life... and Samantha still managed to upsex me.
They met at my gallery. I introduced them.
You're a pimp(6).拉皮条的
Later that night, inspired by Samantha's will-ingness to explore new territory...Charlotte felt it was time to conquer some old territory.
The bed...where she and Trey had so much trouble as man and wife.
Who is it?
It's Ray.
Hi, come on up.
Shit. So, did you and the girls run down the street talking about me?
Maybe.
How many blocks?
Two, okay, nine.
Honestly, I'm a little hurt.
After all the hours I've spent listening to you people talk about your relationships.
You do that?
I make the courtesy call.
''Do you think you love him?
Blah, blah, blah.''
You just caught us a little off guard(7) with the lesbian thing.不备
That's just a label, like Gucci or Versace.
Or Birkenstock(8). 德国品牌，博肯凉鞋
This is not about being gay or straight.
Maria is an incredible woman.
The next day, I thought about what Saman-tha said.
She wasn't having sex because she wanted to have a relationship...and I was having mind-blowing sex hoping to turn it into a relation-ship.
So there you have it.
We've got a relationship without sex...and sex without a relationship.
Which had a better shot at survival?
I couldn't help but wonder, what comes first, the chicken or the sex?
That night I decided to really talk to Ray.
I figured we needed to catch the relationship up to the sex.
That was the plan.
Wait a minute.
I asked you a question.
Where did you go to school?
All over.
Freckles on the legs, nothing wrong with that.雀斑
It was my best relationship ever.
Meanwhile, over at Casa de Lesbo.... That coq au vin was amazing.红酒炖鸡
You can paint, you can cook, you can do ev-erything.
But... you brought the most incredible dessert.
Want a bite?
Samantha decided if she was going to be gay...she'd be gay all the way.
I might not be much in the kitchen... but I'm more than enough in the bedroom.
Baby.
Samantha.
It's not really working for me.
It was a phrase Samantha had never heard in bed before.
Honey, I've never gotten any complaints from the men.
Men.
I want you to look at me.
Connect with me.
This is lovemaking.
It's not a porno flick(9). 漫不经心浏览，翻阅
I want to show you. I'm gonna lay down.
And I want you to look at my boceta.
It's a Portuguese word for ''pussy.''
Meanwhile, Miranda, still off sex and on chocolate...couldn't bring herself to order the seven éclairs(10) 巧克力泡芙she really wanted.
So she asked for just one.
One cake, please.
Which do you recommend?
I'd go with the Louvre(11).卢浮宫
Monsieur(12) Payard's signature chocolate cake.先生
Sold.
Okay, that'll be $7 4.50.
As in 7 4 dollars and 50 cents?
Yes.
Miranda decided she didn't need a cake that badly... especially when she could make one
for under $5.
Every once in a while ,a girl has to indulge herself.
I'm on the mallard(12)! 绿头鸭，Trey妈妈的装饰杰作
Sorry.
He still hasn't asked me to move back in.
We make love all over the apartment.
In the morning...I get in a cab and go home like a Park Avenue hooker!
Can't you bring it up?
No!
We finally got the penis working , I don't want to scare it.
Why can't I have the relationship and the sex?
Why is it one or the other?
You got me.
I wanna order. Where's the lesbian du jour?
Listen, you guys, when she gets here, we have to talk about her relationship.
She was mad we didn't take it seriously last time.
Please. She isn't having a relationship. she's just doing this to bug us.
I don't know. They haven't even had sex yet.
She said she wants it to be special.
Really?
Yeah.
Then we should be supportive. This is the healthiest thing she's done in ages.
Does anybody want to split the chocolate pudding?
Hi.
I couldn't pick a shirt.
Red, blue, I didn't know.
Come on in, I'm making margaritas.
Look what I bought today.
My first jazz CD.
No.
You gotta hear that on vinyl.
Wait, Ray.
Stop. Don't play anything.
Don't scat(13), don't chop(14), don't blend(15)....Could we....Could we just sit and talk for a while?拟声唱，敲打；混合
The ''gotta talk'' girl, gotta talk.
''What are you thinking?
Where is this going?''
I'm not that girl.
I'm not any girl, I just want to talk.
You know, talk.
Like, where are you from?
You said something about the Jersey Shore.
I spent a couple summers there.
Worked on the boardwalk(16).木板人行道
There was a skeet(17) shooting place I went to.双向飞碟
On the Jersey Shore?
Upstate New York, college.市郊
And, pull!
Man, why no skeet in the city?
I love the skeet.
I should open one in New York.
Maybe sell a club.
When was the last time you had canned corn(18)?玉米罐头
That sounds good right now. You hungry?
No, because remember I met I had a pot pie(19) in Vegas once, loaded with corn....As Ray talked...I realized he wasn't spontaneous(20) and unpredictable(21) and thrilling.猪肉馅饼；无意识的；出乎意料的；毛骨悚然的
He was a guy with ADD(22). 注意力不足过动症(Attention Deficit Disorder)
What kind of relationship could I have with a guy I couldn't even talk to?
Flaky crust(23). 面包皮
I'd have to end it.
You like pies?
Wanna play me?
Yeah.
Eventually.
Meanwhile, uptown... I was thinking.
...Charlotte gave Trey one more chance to ask her to move in.
Meanwhile, Miranda was getting fed up(24) as well... with herself.忍无可忍
Hi, it's me, leave a message.
I know you're probably busy... having mind-blowing sex right now...but I feel that you need to know, your good friend, Miranda Hobbes... has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage... and eaten it.
You'll probably need this information... when you check me in to the Betty Crocker Clinic.
That night Miranda realized... she'd been us-ing chocolate as a substitute for sex... and now she needed a substitute for chocolate.
The strike was officially over.
That's perfect!
Just when she thought she knew everything
there was to know about women... Samantha caused the very elusive(25)... female ejaculation(26).难懂的；射精
Was that good or bad?
That was very good.
Samantha got the relationship and the sex.
In fact, a little more sex than she'd expected.
I want some water.
You want some water?
Be right back.
The next morning, I woke up with a new thought. Maybe Ray was like jazz.
Instead of trying to make him be something else, I needed to let go... and appreciate him for what he was.
Truly mind-blowing sex.
But unfortunately... I got the feeling Ray had stopped playing me... and moved on to an-other instrument.
Morning, ma'am.
Morning. You left something at my.... At the apartment.
I want you to move back in...and get rid of this old apartment.
And stay all night, every night.
And wake up next to me every morning and be my wife.
You do? Yeah.
I talked it over with my penis and we both agree. I don't want to lose you again.
Charlotte York MacDougal...will you remarry me?
Yes, Trey MacDougal...I will remarry you.
Walking home from ADD, ''another dating disaster''...I worried that there'sa reason they call it ''mindblowing'' sex.
Maybe that kind of physical connection obliterates(27) the chance of an intellectual one.消去
Or maybe it's possible to find both.
That's what I was hoping, because great sex is great...but I still like a song with a melody I can sing to.
卡莉：和Ray无法深入交流，分手
萨曼莎：宣布和Marie的关系，关系进展得很好
夏洛特：和Trey回到家，Trey再次求婚
米兰达：吃巧克力上瘾
New York City, no matter how well you think you know it...there's always some-where or someone new to discover.
I was on my second date with Ray King,who lived in Queens... but it felt like our second, third and fourth date... because we'd been to three jazz cIubs in one night.
I can't sing for shit, but damn, can I chop(1).切菜
And where does one learn this skill?
Jersey Shore.
Is that where you're from?
Listen. This lick(2) right here is why I wanted to play the bass. 一个乐曲名？
Man.
How about that?
Jesus, that's sweet.
Listen to that again.
How about that?
This might be a good time to tell you... I don't like jazz.
Why would you say something like that?
I don't know, you can't follow it... and there's no melody.
And it's just like.... It's all over the place.
Carrie, you gotta stop trying to make it be something else... and appreciate it for what it is.
Damn, I wish I had my bass.
Come here, you be the bass.
Don't I have to be in the musician's union or something?
You play all those instruments?
''Play'' is a little strong.
I learn a few notes, I get bored, I move on.
Listen to the bass.
The beauty of jazz... is that it can go any-where.
It can go from here... to here...to here....It was right about that time that I started to appre-ciate...a little type of music we call jazz.
So what did you do last night?
I listened to jazz.
What is so funny about jazz?
Okay, here it is.
Last night, with Ray...I had...the most in-tense orgasm of my entire life.
I did my laundry. Continue.
It doesn't make sense, I barely know him.
We've only been on two dates.
And yet you had sex with him.
Can everyone please let Carrie talk about the sex?
The mindblowing sex. Now...I realize that this next statement...makes me a bit of a freak, but...I usually have to be in love with someone...to have that kind of orgasm.
You might want to see someone about that.
What the hell is going on?
Maybe Ray is the one.
Your clitoris seems to think so.
It was probably just a fluke(3).侥幸成功
I'm going back tomorrow to find out.
I, on the other hand, am on strike.
What does that mean?
It means I'm not having any more sex.
That's not a strike, honey, that's a slump(4).消沉
No, it might have started as a slump, but I'm in control of it now.
I've made the conscious decision not to have sex until conditions improve.
How many people will be affected by this strike?
So far, just the one, but I'm optimistic.
The thing is, I can't go on any more bad dates.
I would rather be home alone than out with some guy...who sells socks on the lnternet.
I'm dating someone.
Someone I actually like.
Maria.
My Maria, from the gallery?
She's my Maria now, we're having a... rela-tionship.
Yes, ladies, I'm a lesbian.
Wait a second.
You're in a relationship?
Yes.
And she just walked in.
Please get those looks off your faces.
Hello.
You know Charlotte.
Sure.
And this is Carrie and Miranda.
Hi!
It's so nice to meet you.
I see you told them.
How does that work?
You go to bed,you wake up the next morn-ing... and you're a lesbian?
I forgot to tell you, I'm a fire hydrant(5).消防栓，水龙头 （开玩笑）
I'm a shoe.
I always wanted to be one, and now I am.
I don't think she's a lesbian, I think she just ran out of men.
Then you go on strike, you don't eat pussy.
Did you just say ''eat pussy''?
I did, but just for emphasis.
You know, the truly amazing thing is, I had the news tonight.
I had the most intense...''Mindblowing,'' I be-lieve was the word.
...orgasm of my life... and Samantha still managed to upsex me.
They met at my gallery. I introduced them.
You're a pimp(6).拉皮条的
Later that night, inspired by Samantha's will-ingness to explore new territory...Charlotte felt it was time to conquer some old territory.
The bed...where she and Trey had so much trouble as man and wife.
Who is it?
It's Ray.
Hi, come on up.
Shit. So, did you and the girls run down the street talking about me?
Maybe.
How many blocks?
Two, okay, nine.
Honestly, I'm a little hurt.
After all the hours I've spent listening to you people talk about your relationships.
You do that?
I make the courtesy call.
''Do you think you love him?
Blah, blah, blah.''
You just caught us a little off guard(7) with the lesbian thing.不备
That's just a label, like Gucci or Versace.
Or Birkenstock(8). 德国品牌，博肯凉鞋
This is not about being gay or straight.
Maria is an incredible woman.
The next day, I thought about what Saman-tha said.
She wasn't having sex because she wanted to have a relationship...and I was having mind-blowing sex hoping to turn it into a relation-ship.
So there you have it.
We've got a relationship without sex...and sex without a relationship.
Which had a better shot at survival?
I couldn't help but wonder, what comes first, the chicken or the sex?
That night I decided to really talk to Ray.
I figured we needed to catch the relationship up to the sex.
That was the plan.
Wait a minute.
I asked you a question.
Where did you go to school?
All over.
Freckles on the legs, nothing wrong with that.雀斑
It was my best relationship ever.
Meanwhile, over at Casa de Lesbo.... That coq au vin was amazing.红酒炖鸡
You can paint, you can cook, you can do ev-erything.
But... you brought the most incredible dessert.
Want a bite?
Samantha decided if she was going to be gay...she'd be gay all the way.
I might not be much in the kitchen... but I'm more than enough in the bedroom.
Baby.
Samantha.
It's not really working for me.
It was a phrase Samantha had never heard in bed before.
Honey, I've never gotten any complaints from the men.
Men.
I want you to look at me.
Connect with me.
This is lovemaking.
It's not a porno flick(9). 漫不经心浏览，翻阅
I want to show you. I'm gonna lay down.
And I want you to look at my boceta.
It's a Portuguese word for ''pussy.''
Meanwhile, Miranda, still off sex and on chocolate...couldn't bring herself to order the seven éclairs(10) 巧克力泡芙she really wanted.
So she asked for just one.
One cake, please.
Which do you recommend?
I'd go with the Louvre(11).卢浮宫
Monsieur(12) Payard's signature chocolate cake.先生
Sold.
Okay, that'll be $7 4.50.
As in 7 4 dollars and 50 cents?
Yes.
Miranda decided she didn't need a cake that badly... especially when she could make one
for under $5.
Every once in a while ,a girl has to indulge herself.
I'm on the mallard(12)! 绿头鸭，Trey妈妈的装饰杰作
Sorry.
He still hasn't asked me to move back in.
We make love all over the apartment.
In the morning...I get in a cab and go home like a Park Avenue hooker!
Can't you bring it up?
No!
We finally got the penis working , I don't want to scare it.
Why can't I have the relationship and the sex?
Why is it one or the other?
You got me.
I wanna order. Where's the lesbian du jour?
Listen, you guys, when she gets here, we have to talk about her relationship.
She was mad we didn't take it seriously last time.
Please. She isn't having a relationship. she's just doing this to bug us.
I don't know. They haven't even had sex yet.
She said she wants it to be special.
Really?
Yeah.
Then we should be supportive. This is the healthiest thing she's done in ages.
Does anybody want to split the chocolate pudding?
Hi.
I couldn't pick a shirt.
Red, blue, I didn't know.
Come on in, I'm making margaritas.
Look what I bought today.
My first jazz CD.
No.
You gotta hear that on vinyl.
Wait, Ray.
Stop. Don't play anything.
Don't scat(13), don't chop(14), don't blend(15)....Could we....Could we just sit and talk for a while?拟声唱，敲打；混合
The ''gotta talk'' girl, gotta talk.
''What are you thinking?
Where is this going?''
I'm not that girl.
I'm not any girl, I just want to talk.
You know, talk.
Like, where are you from?
You said something about the Jersey Shore.
I spent a couple summers there.
Worked on the boardwalk(16).木板人行道
There was a skeet(17) shooting place I went to.双向飞碟
On the Jersey Shore?
Upstate New York, college.市郊
And, pull!
Man, why no skeet in the city?
I love the skeet.
I should open one in New York.
Maybe sell a club.
When was the last time you had canned corn(18)?玉米罐头
That sounds good right now. You hungry?
No, because remember I met I had a pot pie(19) in Vegas once, loaded with corn....As Ray talked...I realized he wasn't spontaneous(20) and unpredictable(21) and thrilling.猪肉馅饼；无意识的；出乎意料的；毛骨悚然的
He was a guy with ADD(22). 注意力不足过动症(Attention Deficit Disorder)
What kind of relationship could I have with a guy I couldn't even talk to?
Flaky crust(23). 面包皮
I'd have to end it.
You like pies?
Wanna play me?
Yeah.
Eventually.
Meanwhile, uptown... I was thinking.
...Charlotte gave Trey one more chance to ask her to move in.
Meanwhile, Miranda was getting fed up(24) as well... with herself.忍无可忍
Hi, it's me, leave a message.
I know you're probably busy... having mind-blowing sex right now...but I feel that you need to know, your good friend, Miranda Hobbes... has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage... and eaten it.
You'll probably need this information... when you check me in to the Betty Crocker Clinic.
That night Miranda realized... she'd been us-ing chocolate as a substitute for sex... and now she needed a substitute for chocolate.
The strike was officially over.
That's perfect!
Just when she thought she knew everything
there was to know about women... Samantha caused the very elusive(25)... female ejaculation(26).难懂的；射精
Was that good or bad?
That was very good.
Samantha got the relationship and the sex.
In fact, a little more sex than she'd expected.
I want some water.
You want some water?
Be right back.
The next morning, I woke up with a new thought. Maybe Ray was like jazz.
Instead of trying to make him be something else, I needed to let go... and appreciate him for what he was.
Truly mind-blowing sex.
But unfortunately... I got the feeling Ray had stopped playing me... and moved on to an-other instrument.
Morning, ma'am.
Morning. You left something at my.... At the apartment.
I want you to move back in...and get rid of this old apartment.
And stay all night, every night.
And wake up next to me every morning and be my wife.
You do? Yeah.
I talked it over with my penis and we both agree. I don't want to lose you again.
Charlotte York MacDougal...will you remarry me?
Yes, Trey MacDougal...I will remarry you.
Walking home from ADD, ''another dating disaster''...I worried that there'sa reason they call it ''mindblowing'' sex.
Maybe that kind of physical connection obliterates(27) the chance of an intellectual one.消去
Or maybe it's possible to find both.
That's what I was hoping, because great sex is great...but I still like a song with a melody I can sing to.
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