[Quora 精选一] IT冷段子
每天都要在Quora CS版里混迹一个小时，时常能在Quora上看到各种IT式段子，节选部分摘录于此。愁时看，闲时看，一笑解千愁。
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1. What does it feel like when a beautiful girl says that she loves you?
- Waiting for her to add further - "as a friend".
2. What is the first thing guys look for in a woman?
- Availability.
3. What are some good titles for movies about programming languages?
1) Blood Ruby
2) Pirates of the Bay
3) Mission Impossible : Wireless protocol
4) Broken Array
5) 12 Angry Programmers
6) Life of Developer
7) Requiem for a bitstream
8) V for Visual Studio
9) TCP/IP Man
10) Saving Private Variable
11) Waterfall
12) Debug Another Day
13) Paths of Recovery
14) To Kill a Mockingbug
15) The Lord of the Pings: The Two Laggers
16) Hello, World
4. What are some terms only heard in programming?
- Fork the children and wait until they die.
5. What would be a sad 2-word story?
- Segmentation Fault.
6. What are some things that programmers and computer scientists know, but most people don't?
- Try telling this to a normal person:"A parent may kill its children if the task assigned to them is no longer needed".
7. How should I explain dynamic programming to a 4-year-old?
- *writes down "1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 =" on a sheet of paper*
"What's that equal to?"
*counting* "Eight!"
*writes down another "1+" on the left*
"What about that?"
*quickly* "Nine!"
"How'd you know it was nine so fast?"
"You just added one more"
"So you didn't need to recount because you remembered there were eight! Dynamic Programming is just a fancy way to say 'remembering stuff to save time later'".
8. What is a coder's worst nightmare?
- Going to Stackoverflow and seeing someone's post with the exact same question you have been trying to get answered. Posted a year ago with no answers.
声明：以下文字皆来自于http://www.quora.com，非本人原创。
1. What does it feel like when a beautiful girl says that she loves you?
- Waiting for her to add further - "as a friend".
2. What is the first thing guys look for in a woman?
- Availability.
3. What are some good titles for movies about programming languages?
1) Blood Ruby
2) Pirates of the Bay
3) Mission Impossible : Wireless protocol
4) Broken Array
5) 12 Angry Programmers
6) Life of Developer
7) Requiem for a bitstream
8) V for Visual Studio
9) TCP/IP Man
10) Saving Private Variable
11) Waterfall
12) Debug Another Day
13) Paths of Recovery
14) To Kill a Mockingbug
15) The Lord of the Pings: The Two Laggers
16) Hello, World
4. What are some terms only heard in programming?
- Fork the children and wait until they die.
5. What would be a sad 2-word story?
- Segmentation Fault.
6. What are some things that programmers and computer scientists know, but most people don't?
- Try telling this to a normal person:"A parent may kill its children if the task assigned to them is no longer needed".
7. How should I explain dynamic programming to a 4-year-old?
- *writes down "1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1 =" on a sheet of paper*
"What's that equal to?"
*counting* "Eight!"
*writes down another "1+" on the left*
"What about that?"
*quickly* "Nine!"
"How'd you know it was nine so fast?"
"You just added one more"
"So you didn't need to recount because you remembered there were eight! Dynamic Programming is just a fancy way to say 'remembering stuff to save time later'".
8. What is a coder's worst nightmare?
- Going to Stackoverflow and seeing someone's post with the exact same question you have been trying to get answered. Posted a year ago with no answers.
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