独角猪猪历险记
The adventures of UNIPIGASUS!
This is how Unipigasus became a hero.One night he was sleeping when he heard a lot of banging and crashing. Unipigasus flew up and followed the unpleasant sounds.It lead to a very large shed.Unipigasus peered through a glass window.In there was a man hammering with a name tag that said 'Mr Evil Farmer'
这就是独角猪猪如何成为超级英雄。一天晚上，他正在睡觉，当他听到很多撞击声和破碎声。独角猪猪飞了起来，追随着不好听的躁音。噪音把他带到一个非常大的棚子.它通过一个玻璃窗户窥视着里面。有一个男人用锤子敲打名字标签，说'可恶的农场主'
Unipigasus listened to the sounds.immortality
"Mwah hahahahahaha!"laughed Mr Evil Farmer
"With my new invention I can clean all the pigs in the world!"He said gleefully rubbing his hands together.
Unipigasus watched in horror as Mr Evil Farmer moved back to reveal a huge bath with twelve metal tentacles with soaps,scrubs,sponges,and boxes of bath bombs and more supplies.Mr Evil Farmer sat back on his tartan armchair and put his feet on the coffee table sipping his tea smiling nastily.
Oh no!Thought Unipigasus,this is a danger to all the pigs in the world!Well never fear Super Unipigasus is here! Unipigasus jumped through the window and Mr Evil Farmer jumped dropping his tea in the process.There was Unipigasus,wearing a pink cape.
"Argh!Damned pig I have been found out!I shall eat you for my dinner tonight!"snarled Mr Evil Farmer
" Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! "shrieked Unipigasus in rage
Mr Evil Farmer leapt of his seat and batted at Unipigasus in attempt to knock him out.But Unipigasus jumped out the way just in time for Mr Evil Farmer to smash his hand on the wall.Mr Evil Farmer screamed with rage and agony,holding his sore hand in his lap hopping on one foot. Unipigasus used this opportunity to
super mega fart on his face.Mr Evil Farmer smelt the fumes and dropped down. Unipigasus leapt up high and landed on the bath,destroying two tentacles.He head butted it then it shattered to tiny pieces.
Then Unipigasus grabbed Mr Evil Farmer and shot up through the roof using his mega power fart to power up.Mr Evil Farmer screamed and kicked and wriggled.Soon they were in outer space and Unipigasus put Mr Evil Farmer in space and magicked up a spacesuit so Mr Evil Farmer would stay alive.As Unipigasus shot back he heard Mr Evil Farmer scream a curse,
"You have not heard the last of meeeeeeee!"
When Unipigasus got back to earth, pigs were squealing and cheering and throwing streamers for him.Unipigasus smiled and shouted
"LETS PARTY!"
Unipigasus magicked up delicious food and streamers and mud pools and balloons!
All the pigs danced and sang and swam for the whole night!
THE END
Or is it?
