英语剧本 | Flirting Scholar（唐伯虎点秋香节选）
演员：唐伯虎，秋 香，祝枝山，石 榴，比惨的人，旁白，文征明，周文斌，夏 香，春 香，冬 香，华夫人，假死人，群演（数名）
Act 1 唐伯虎在家作画，祝枝山匆忙拜访
旁白：In the backyard of Tang’s house. Tang is painting.
祝(匆忙上场)：Help, Brother Tang.
唐：l think you must have lost all you money again.
祝：You understand me so well.
唐：Everyone knows you love gambling. Having no money, live comfortably, it is your motto, right?
祝：You are flattering me!
唐：You lose so much money per every two days, and you come to seek help from me, l don't think l can help you forever.
祝： Sure! Because of that, l tried to risk for the last time. But l lost the money which l could earn till my death. So, l have to beg you to draw 30 paintings in order to save my life. (求饶装可怜)
唐： Damn you, don't you think l owe you that? You need 30 paintings? No way!（愤怒，甩手甩开祝枝山）
祝： Please! lt's my fault, l am now begging you to forgive me. Will you help me or not?
唐： OK, l will save you for the last time.
祝： You are such a heroic friend !
（唐伯虎作画）
祝(拿画看画)： Wow! It is pretty good! Thank you, bro!
（说话的同时，唐伯虎，祝枝山下场）
Act 2 四大才子摇摆狂妄上场, 众女子惊艳观看
旁白：A river side, on the street. Four Scholars traveled together, and all the women watched with excitement.
女子A：Look, the 'Four Scholars' are over there!
（四大才子摆pose，众女子: WA!）
女子B：They are handsome! I’m dying!
女子C：Go and have a look!
祝枝山：We come here for a tour. That’s why the girls are crazy.
文征明：Pals, why not has a poem competition?
周文斌：Very good idea! l am the best in this field.
'There are many geese under the mountain.'
文征明：'They rushed down to the river.'
祝：'Let's roast a goose.'
唐：'After roasting, you'd better go home for a screw.'
三人：Good, very good. Very good!（四人逛笑）
（华夫人携四香上场）
春香：Look, so many people!
夏香：Yes, it's crowded.
东香：They are looking at us! （三香左顾右盼，秋香在华夫人旁）
华夫人：Shut up, girls.
唐：What's going on?（看向三女子，女子wa之后晕倒）
文征明：Madam Hua and her 4 pretty maids have come for worshipping.
周文斌：The maids are all pretty, especially Qiu-xiang.
唐： Who is Qiu-xiang?
三人：Qiu-xiang.（秋香回首一笑）
唐：Damn, she is so pretty！.
Act 3 华府门前，唐伯虎、假死人上场，惨人、秋香、石榴后上场
旁白：Tang Bohu decided to approach Qiuxiang, so he came to Hua’s house to apply for a servant. At the Gate of Hua’s house.
唐：Cheap man! A brand new cheap man! I’m so poor!（身挂一小招牌，哭喊状）
（石榴和秋香上场）
石榴：Are you selling yourself to bury your dad? But it's not lucky to see a dead body early in the morning.(嫌弃样）
唐：l don't want. Why don't you be merciful, buy me please.
秋香：What a pity！We need a workman indeed, why not...（惨人上场，吐血）
惨人：l am poor, l want to sell myself to bury my whole family!
唐：Kidding?!（表情夸张）
惨人：Be merciful, why not buy me? May be, I’ll cut half price!（伸手乞求样）
秋香：He is miserable，why not buy him to be our workman?
石榴：（哭）So, buy him.
唐：Lady, first come first serve, l come first.
石榴：lt's not a matter of priority. He has to bury his whole family and you have to bury your dad only. l do want to help you, but it's difficult for us to buy two.
唐：But, l am miserable too.（哭）
石榴：Then show me how miserable you are.
唐： Well, （左顾右盼，看见一只蟑螂）Watch out!
（石榴一退，将蟑螂踩死。）
唐：（痛苦）Xiao qiang！how are you? Don't die, Xiao qiang, don't die！We have suffered for such a long time,l treated you as my relative. How can you leave me like this！
惨人：Damn! Brother! Wait.（大喊苦样）l am miserable than you！
（拿起棍子砸自己的头，血流如注）Are you playing tricks with me? Let's see how you can compete with me. Who is more miserable?
（说完，倒地身亡）
唐：Bravo! You are really great. See you next time!
石榴：Hey, he is dead, l can buy you now.
秋香：Come early tomorrow morning. （对唐伯虎一笑）
唐：Such a tempting smile!（痴迷，兴奋）
Act 4 华府后院，四香上场，唐伯虎后上场
旁白：In the backyard of Hua’s house，three girls are flying a kite and Qiuxiang is reading the poem.
春：higher！make it higher! It’s funny!
夏：look! It’s so high! We can fly higher!
冬：Qiu xiang, come here and play with us!
秋: you play it! (低头读诗，三香退场)
唐（独白）：Oh, Qiuxian, your smile is so beautiful, you let me crazy, you are the ideal wife in my heart!(陶醉样）
秋香：Why you are here?
唐：I want to appreciate your appearance.
秋香：Boring! Why are there so many nonsense rubbishes in this world?（嫌弃状） I wonder Tang bohu is the only ideal man in this world!（痴迷状） Only a romantic man can write such romantic poem! (饱含感情地读诗)
'The temple is located inside the peach blossom garden.'
'There is a fairy of peach blossom.'
'The fairy of peach blossom planted the peach blossom trees.'
'She traded the flowers for sweet wine.'
唐：（甩衣襟耍酷，深情接诗，面向观众）
'The furthest distance in the word'
'Is not between life and death'（摸头发）
'But wen I stand in front of you'（打开扇子）
'Yet you don't know that I love you'（回望秋香）
唐：（大步上前，深情望着秋香）l love this poem! But I love you more.
秋香：The way you recited the poem is like Tang Bohu in my mind.(痴迷) It's a kind of insult.（懊恼）
唐：l couldn't help telling you the truth. Listen to me, l am Tong... Bo... Hu!(眼睛一下比一下亮)
秋香：Tong Bo-Hu?（吃惊、心喜样）You are really Tang bohu?!
唐：Qiuxiang, it’s me.（秋香走过来，含情默默相对，相拥）
唐：(面向观众，比剪刀手) That’s my girl!
秋香：Go to hell！（娇羞推开唐，跑下台）
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