一个聪明反被聪明误的搞笑故事.

What did you learn yesterday?

From：Clara Leo

THE FOUR SMART STUDENTS.

四个聪明的学生。

One night four college students were out partying late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning, they thought of a plan.

一天晚上，四个大学生在外面聚会到很晚，没有为第二天的考试做准备。早上，他们想出了一个计划。

They made themselves look dirty with grease and dirt.

他们把自己弄得脏兮兮的。

Then they went to the Dean and said they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their way back the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back. So they were in no condition to take the test.

然后他们去找院长，说他们昨晚去参加了一个婚礼，在回去的路上车胎爆了，他们不得不一路推着车回去。所以他们没办法参加测试。

The Dean thought for a minute and said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.

院长想了想，说三天后可以再考。他们感谢了他，并说到那时他们就准备好了。

On the third day, they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

第三天，他们来到院长面前。院长说，由于这是一个特殊的条件测试，四个人都被要求坐在不同的教室进行测试。他们都同意了，因为他们在过去三天里准备得很好。

The Test consisted of only 2 questions with the total of 100Points:

考试只有两道题，总共100分：

1) Your Name? __________ (1 Points)

你的名字?__________(1分)

2) Which tire burst? __________ (99 Points)

哪个轮胎爆了?__________(99分)

Moral Lessons: Take responsibility or you will learn your lesson.

道德教训：承担责任，否则你将吸取教训。

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