老爸老妈浪漫史学习笔记-S03EP05 How I Met Everyone Else
IMDB 剧情简要：While everyone meets Ted's new crazy girlfriend, everyone recounts their stories of how they met everyone else. But the stories turn out to have several inconsistencies.
．for the sake of the story,let's call her...
sake:为了便于讨论（for the sake of argument）
．what? there's no stigma anymore.
stigma: a strong feeling in society that being in a particular situation or having a particular illness is something to be ashamed of
耻辱
．ted, the only hot girls that troll the internet for dudes are crazy,hookers, or dude
troll：拖捞，拖钓；搜寻，寻找
．telling the how-we-met story becomes a choreographed dance.
choreographed：to arrange how dancers should move during a performance
给……设计舞蹈动作
． this black-haired goth chick stopped by today.
goth：n. 野蛮人；粗野的人；哥特摇滚乐
．want to tap it.
tap it:To proclaim that you would get with someone
宣布会搞定她
．dude, i heard the dean is coming.
dean:n. 院长，教务长；主任牧师
．i wanted the top bunk anyway.
bunk：one of two beds that are attached together, one on top of the other
床铺
．i don't have a distributor here yet,
distributor：a company or person that supplies shops and companies with goods but thanks for rubbing that in.
经销商
rubbing：摩擦，在这为谢谢你的提醒
．why are you trying to undermine me in front of ted?
undermine:to gradually make someone or something less strong or effective
削弱，在这为 故意破坏（某人）的形象
．with a wingman like ted,i might need to resort to meeting someone in a super,desperate and lame way,
resort to something:to do something bad, extreme, or difficult because you cannot think of any other way to deal with a problem
．yes, that is the unabridged story of how lily and i met.
unabridged：(of a text) not cut or shortened; complete.
完整的
．i only made out with one other guy in college
made out:Passionate kissing for an extended period of time
热吻
．yes, it was, at the freshman orientation party.
orientation:the type of activity or subject that a person or organization seems most interested in and gives most attention to
适应，熟悉
．it was worth preserving, so i kept my mouth shut.
preserving:n. 保留，保存
．until our 20th college reunion
reunion:a social meeting of people who have not met for a long time, especially people who were at school or college together
重聚
．look what i've confiscated from some kids.
cibfuscated：to officially take private property away from someone, usually as a punishment
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