30/05, no ticket
早上醒来,轰隆隆的,一看表,才6点多。
听到澳洲口音在外面叽叽喳喳的,打开窗户,发现我家门口的街上,停着两辆大卡车。
最近我家附近的火车站在扩建,所以总有重型机械开来开去的。
这两辆卡车,后面是一个翻斗车,上面装满了泥石,车上写着“Starbuck”没有S。
前面则是一个很科幻形状的车,上面写着“Liquid Excavation”。
我从窗户看过去,在我fence外面,站着个警察,他警车就在前面停着,亮着灯但是没有警笛。
警察:mate, you can't be driving while playing with your phone.
司机:it's not a phone mate, it's a AI assistant
警察:so it's a tablet.
司机:no,it's a controller device for my truck.
警察:what does it do?
司机:it's for liquid excavation.
警察:what are you excavating?
司机:liquid!
警察:look mate, you can't drive while playing with a controller device.
司机:to do my job, I have to move my truck to a spot my controller device tells me to!
警察:alright···will you let your kids and wife sitting in your car while you doing this in a truck? it's not safe mate.
司机:Will you let your kids driving in your car while you go out catching bad guys? it's also not safe.
警察:but wife is a copper. and I'm a traffic police I don't catch bad guys.
警察:I catch fellows who drive a truck while playing a...controller device.
司机:I'm not “playing” on a controller device
警察:Then don't drive!
司机:let's cut the chase, you really gonna write me a ticket for this?
警察:Can you park your truck first, and then playing with your...controller thingy?
警察:while your truck is stationed?
司机:····alrighty, no ticket then?
警察:no ticket this time, but next time around...
司机:say no more sir...
···········
然后警车走了,卡车司机拿着一个平板一样的东西,放在腿上,然后看着两腿间的平板,开着卡车走了。
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